Season 1, Episode 7: Here
Ye Be Pirates
Part 4 of 8
A
young woman stood at the railing of a cruise ship, the wind blowing gently
through her auburn hair as she looked out at the tossing of the waves. “I’m flying…” she whispered to herself before
she felt a pair of arms wrap around her waist and a light kiss on her cheek.
“Hello
there,” she smiled as she turned around to kiss him back. “Fancy seeing you here.”
“Yeah,
well, I would’ve been here quicker, but, to tell you the truth, I spotted this
gorgeous girl across the room earlier, and I just had to see her.” He smirked.
“Oh,
really… and what did this girl look like?”
“Hmm,
well, she had reddish-brown hair, and these bluish-green eyes that just totally
knocked me out.”
“I
see…” She smiled, eyes sparkling, as she
looked back at him before turning herself around. “And what exactly did you and this beautiful
mystery girl do?” She wrapped her arms
around his neck as she waited expectantly.
“Oh, we
didn’t do much…” he trailed off, as their faces drew closer and closer. “We did a bit of this for a while…” He leaned in and kissed her, while pulling a
small box out of his pocket. “And now,
I’m getting ready to give her this.” He
handed her the box, and she gasped as she slowly took it from him and opened
it. Inside was the most amazing
necklace, a large, heart-shaped blue diamond pendant necklace encrusted with
white diamonds. “The Heart of the Ocean,
the only necklace worthy of the girl who owns my heart. You make me feel like I’m king of the world.”
“But…
I thought they said this was lost at sea when the ship sank?” she asked
breathlessly.
“Well,
baby, I went down and got it for you.”
He smiled. She pulled him into
another kiss, just as fog started to roll in.
“What
the-“ he started, looking around at the grayness now surrounding his girlfriend
and him. “Where did this fog come from?”
“I
don’t know, Joe,” she said, pulling Joe closer, “but I don’t like it…”
“Don’t
worry, Lilly,” Joe replied, as he protectively wrapped his arms around
her. “I won’t let anything hurt you.”
Just
then, they heard the sounds of someone running, and finally, a tall man with a
long, brown beard and brown hair came running up to them, shouting, “SEA
MONSTER, STRAIGHT AHEAD!”
Lilly
and Joe screamed as the boat shook suddenly, and it felt as though something
had appeared alongside the cruise ship.
They moved back and scrambled to find the door they both remembered
seeing nearby, while the tall man ran over to the railing and saw a large
creature attaching itself to the ship and crawling up along the side with its
long tentacles.
“Hello,
beastie.” He smiled at the creature,
moments before one of its large tentacles swung up and sent him flying across
the ship. He pulled out a flask from his
pocket and took a swig as he shouted, “AT LEAST I HAVE MY RUUUUMMMM!” Lilly and Joe cringed as they heard the loud
crash his body made on the other side of the ship.
Their
attention was soon grabbed again by the sight of large tentacles slamming down
onto the deck. Then, to their horror, a
massive, sickly green figure rose up out of the water, its enormous black eyes
staring them down menacingly before tilting back to reveal a large opening
filled with rows and rows of sharp, knifelike teeth. Lilly and Joe ran for their lives, still
blindly searching for the door back to the cabin area. Meanwhile, the mouth of the Kraken swung open
with a mechanical hiss, and a large group of men dressed as pirates poured out
onto the deck of the cruise ship.
“Gents,”
the pirate in the really big hat said, “take a walk.” He grinned as he watched his crew slink away
in different directions, all in search of their targets.
Two
of the pirates, a tall one with scraggly, dirty blonde hair and a shorter one
whose stringy brown hair was balding, managed to find Lilly and Joe as they
desperately continued their search for the door they felt would lead them to
safety. The pirates crept up on them,
and Lily screamed as one of them came into her line of vision.
“Hello,
Poppet…” the short, bald pirate said to her, as he reached to snatch her
necklace. Joe shoved him away from her
and punched him in the face. Suddenly,
Joe found himself in a struggle with both pirates, as Lilly backed towards the railing,
horrorstruck at the scene before her.
“Lilly!”
Joe shouted as he punched one of the pirates.
“Go on! Grab a lifesaver and
jump!”
“No!”
Lilly cried. “Not without you!”
“I’ll
be alright! Listen, I’ll be fine – I’m a
survivor, alright? Don’t worry about
me. Now go on – just jump, and you’ll be
safe.” He nodded at his love before she
obeyed his wishes and jumped, clinging tightly to the lifesaver with one hand
and caressing the beautiful necklace hanging over her heart with the other.
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“Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life
for me,” Nick
sang, as he, Jay, and Emerald floated along in their dinghy. “We
pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, drink up me hearties, yo- OW!” Nick
yelped as he got hit in the head with a mysterious object. Jay caught the object as it bounced off of
the back of Nick’s head and identified it as a flask. He shook the flask to try and estimate the
contents, then opened it up and turned it upside-down.
“Bloody empty,” he grumbled as he tossed the small flask over his shoulder.
“Hey,
be careful not to throw that overboard!” Emerald exclaimed. “It’s obviously a lucky flask – it got Carter
to shut the hell up!”
“Bite
me, wench!” Nick snapped as Emerald stuck out her tongue at him and flipped him
off.
“Shut
up, you two, so we can check out what’s going on over there,” Jay said,
pointing over Nick’s shoulder. They had
watched as a strange, thick fog engulfed the cruise ship they’d spotted in the
distance, perhaps a quarter of a mile away from where they drifted. They maneuvered the dinghy closer and saw
that the Kraken was climbing up the side of the cruise ship.
“Shitballs…”
Nick murmured, eyes wide with a mix of fascination and horror.
They
watched as the pirates wandered the ship, losing sight of most of them, as the
fog was too thick for them to see any farther.
However, they did witness two of the pirates corner an innocent couple
and attack them, watching as the young woman grabbed a life preserver and
jumped overboard.
“We
need to move closer!” Emerald shouted.
Jay and Nick nodded, and they rowed as close as they could safely get to
the girl, who was unknowingly making her way towards them. They flagged her down and managed to pull her
aboard their dinghy.
“Oh,
thank god…” the girl choked, coughing up some water. “I was out on the deck of the ship with my
boyfriend when, all of a sudden, there was this fog, and then this big monster
came and killed this poor man, and then these pirates tried to-” She blurted this all in one breath before
Emerald calmed her down.
“It’s
alright, you’re safe now,” Emerald told her.
“Now
we need to get you out of here,” Jay said, looking over at her as she shivered.
“No!”
the girl cried. “I have to wait for my
boyfriend, Joe! He- he promised he’d
find me.”
Jay sighed,
opening his mouth to speak before he was interrupted by a loud, booming
sound. The girl cried as the fog
cleared. They saw pieces of the ship
floating around two, large chunks of it that were slowly sinking. “JOE!!” she screamed and tried to leap off of
the dinghy, stopped only by Emerald and Nick grabbing hold of her and calming
her down again.
“I’m
sorry for your loss, but we need to get you to safety,” Jay repeated as the
girl curled up into a ball in the middle of the dinghy and cried. He took out his phone and dialed a
number. “Hey,
Emerald
inflated one of the spare dinghies while Jay was on the phone with
“Okay,
we have to leave you now…” Jay trailed off, realizing he never got her name.
“Lawson. Lilly Lawson,” she replied quietly.
“Right,
Lilly.” Jay nodded and smiled at her.
“Lilly, we have to go hunt down those pirates now. Help is on the way to you. Just promise you’ll stay here so they can
find you. Can you do that, Lilly?” Jay
asked her. She nodded silently, tears
streaming down her wet cheeks.
Jay
climbed into the dinghy, and he, Emerald, and Nick paddled along past the
ship’s wreckage. Jay sighed as he looked
back at Lilly and saw her take off her necklace and drop it ceremoniously into
the ocean. “I’ll never let go, Joe,” he
heard her murmur. “I’ll never let go…”
As
they floated past the wreckage, Jay read aloud the name of the ship he saw
prominently featured on a large piece of the hull floating on the surface of
the water. “The S.S. Gigantic…”
Nick
snickered. “Overcompensating there,
matey?”
Emerald
rolled her eyes. “You’d know all about
that, huh, Carter? Oops, I mean Blondebeard.”
Jay
laughed as Nick pouted, but soon his amusement was drained, as Emerald and Nick
continued to bicker until they’d finally found the Kraken once again.
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Dr. Rough looked up at the black flag flying overhead and
grinned. Two swords crossed with the
skull of his ever-loving friend, Dr. Twitches, in the middle, and it was
perfect. He didn’t know why he hadn’t
been able to come up with this idea on his own, but at least he wasn’t too proud
to go to the Bermuda Triangle and take over this little operation for
himself. Every plan of his needed
funding, and this was such an ingenious way to come up with it.
The best part was, nobody, except crazy Captain Nemo,
believed the survivors of the alleged attacks by pirates and sea monsters. He, of course, had known better than to
dismiss the claims and had gathered his agents and a sizable amount of extra
henchmen to accompany him to the Bermuda Triangle.
“Yo
ho… yo ho… yo ho, yo ho, yo ho…”
The sound of singing brought Dr. Rough back to
reality. Cocking his head, he listened
to the hushed tones of his sailors. He
was sure they were afraid that if he heard them, he would make them walk the
plank.
“So...
try the life of a villain;
Just
sample the thrill of a killin'.
There
isn't a boy
Who
won't enjoy
A-workin'
for Doctor Rough…
The
world’s just not enough.
“Villian-thrillin',
chillin', blood-spillin'!
HimTak
is after Doctor-”
Smirking to himself, Dr. Rough thought them very wise to
add his name into the song. What better
way to show their absolute adoration of their captain than to sing about him in
a catchy tune? Though the mention of
HimTak made him scowl, he knew this time, they
would not be able to stop him, and if they did, well… his ultimate master plan
was bound to be a success. Taken by the
crew’s love for him, Dr. Rough opened his mouth and belted:
“As
our mission is special today,
I'll
tell you what’ll happen.
All
those who fight without delay,
You'll
get your blood a-tappin'.
Why,
you will find your own dark side.
C'mon,
join in, enjoy the ride!
If
you betray, you'll walk the plank!
The
choice is up to you!
The
choice is up to you!”
Together, the crew and Dr. Rough began to sing the
chorus. Feeling the sudden compulsion to
jig, the minions arranged themselves in two lines, facing each other, and
raised their right arms, skipping across and circling each other as they sang.
“Yo
ho… yo ho… yo ho, yo ho, yo ho…
You'll
love the life of minions!
You'll
relish the life of evil!
There's
barrels of fun for everyone,
And
you'll get treasures by the ton!
So
come and show you're tough…
Join
up with Doctor Rough!”
The crew and Dr. Rough shouted the last line together and
collapsed onto the deck in a fit of giggles.
“Dr. Rough, we comin’ up on the area.” Drums approached him, glancing around at
everyone lying on the deck.
Uncomfortable coughs could be heard from the crew as they started to
stand and get back to work. Drums
himself looked pissed off in his pirate get-up, and the eye patch he’d started
to wear over his mechanical eye had not lasted long. It was now floating out towards the Bermuda
Triangle, right alongside the boat.
“Don’t call me that!” Dr. Rough yelled at his first
mate. “You know very well that you are
to address me as ‘O Captain, my Captain.’”
“My Captain…” Drums started.
“NO, the entire thing!” Rough shouted like a spoiled
five-year-old.
“O Captain, my Captain, we comin’ up on the area,” Drums
grumbled.
“Bring me my monocular!” Dr. Rough bellowed to his henchman. Donnie responded, bringing over his gold
monocular, which Dr. Rough expanded to view the scene out on the ocean in front
of him. “I don’t understand how anyone
used to see out of these things. I can’t
make anything out!” he protested in frustration.
Drums turned to face the scene in front of them and scanned
the area with his mechanical eye. “Looks
like the monster be attackin’ another cruise ship, yo Captain, my Captain.”
“Move the Jolly Twitches into attack position!” Dr. Rough almost lost his balance as the ship
turned to move in the direction of the Kraken and the cruise liner. It was a good thing he still had Twitches on
a leash.
The ship turned to face the ongoing attack, the change in
wind forcing the large feather atop Dr. Rough’s hat to blow in his face. If anyone on the cruise ship or the other
pirate vessel had happened to look in the general direction of the approaching
ship, it would have been very hard not to notice a rather short-looking fellow
fighting with the feather on his hat, giving up, throwing it on the ground, and
stomping on it.
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