Letting Out a Fart

A parody of ‘N Sync’s “Tearin’ Up My Heart”

AN: Okay, fart humor’s a little immature, I know. But, hey, the Britney parody “Oops I Farted Again” was freaking hilarious, so I attempted to write my own fart parody.

Chorus:

I’m letting out a fart when I’m with you

You hear it and I know you smell it too

And no matter what I do I can’t refrain

From letting one cut loose

Verse 1:

Baby I don’t understand

Just what’s wrong with my bowels

Things are getting out of hand

Trying hard, but I can’t hold them in

Let them go

I’ve got bad gas, girl, I know

I am cutting the cheese

I can’t hold them back no more

Chorus:

I’m letting out a fart when I’m with you

You hear it and I know you smell it too

And no matter what I do I can’t refrain

From letting one cut loose

Verse 2:

This one smells like spoiled ham

Rotting eggs and poo

In the corner of the room

Baby, I know that you’re cowering from my toot

Let them go

I’ve got bad gas, girl, I know

I am cutting the cheese

I can’t hold them back no more

Chorus:

I’m letting out a fart when I’m with you

You hear it and I know you smell it too

And no matter what I do I can’t refrain

From letting one cut loose

Sub Chorus:

Taking lots of Beano

Clenching my butt cheeks for you

But no matter what I do I can’t refrain

From letting one cut loose

Taking lots of Beano

Clenching my butt cheeks for you

But no matter what I do I can’t refrain

From letting one cut loose

Chorus:

I’m letting out a fart when I’m with you (Taking lots of Beano)

You hear it and I know you smell it too (Clenching my butt cheeks for you)

And no matter what I do I can’t refrain

From letting one cut loose

And no matter what I do I can’t refrain

From letting one cut loose

Ó 2002