Chapter 4

 

“What?!” Brian gasped.

 

“I want to be you,” Brendan said.  “And very, very soon, I will be you.”

 

“You’ll never pull it off,” Brian said, his voice low with anger. 


”Oh yes, I will,” Brendan insisted, laughing.  “Face it, bro – we look exactly alike.”

 

“So?  Looks aren’t everything.   I’m a singer, remember?  What are you gonna do about that?” Brian asked, raising an eyebrow. 

 

Brendan snickered.  “Oh, don’t worry, I’ve memorized all the words to your songs.   It was a pain in the ass and in the ears, but I have them all down pat.   I’ll be able to lip sync just fine.”

 

“We don’t lip sync,” Brian spat, glaring darkly at his twin.

 

“Oh really?  I thought all boybands did.   But that’s okay, I can sing if I need to,” Brendan replied.

 

“Oh yeah?” Brian challenged.

 

“Of course.   You know, you’re a lot dumber than I expected you to be.  I guess I got the brains of the family.   We’re twins, remember – we both inherited Mommy’s singing talent.   See?”  Brian watched in shock as Brendan began to sing the first part of “I Want It That Way”.   Brian’s heart sank – Brendan’s voice sounded exactly like his.

 

Brendan stopped singing and laughed at the expression on Brian’s face.   “Big shocker, huh?   Guess you never expected to hear me singing one of your gay little bubblegum pop songs.   It’s not much fun, I’ll tell ya.   But in order to be you, I have to suffer through it.”

 

Brian shook his head, forcing back tears.   Brendan seemed to have this all figured out.  

 

“And not only do I look and sound just like you, I can act just like you too.  I’ve been watching you all the time over the last few years.   I know your personality well.   I know your likes and your dislikes.   You love basketball.   In fact, you’re a pretty good basketball player.   Guess what?  So am I.”   He grinned and went on, “You’re also a real holy guy.   Well, I’m not, but I can act like one.   You’ve even got that tattoo on your shoulder, the one of the cross.   Well guess what…”   Brendan trailed off, took off his trench coat, and rolled up his sleeve.   There, on his left shoulder, was a tattoo identical to Brian’s.

 

“No,” Brian murmured, shaking his head in disbelief.   This guy had everything! 

 

Brendan glanced at the watch on his wrist.   “Oh, look at the time,” he said.  “It’s almost six.   I need to be getting back to the airport so Leighanne can pick me up.  From what she’s heard, your… I mean, my flight was delayed two hours.”   He glanced at Brian, studying him.   “You know, I think we need to switch clothes.   I doubt Leigh will expect me to show up looking like this.”  He looked down at his dark clothing.

 

“No,” Brian declared. 

 

Brendan laughed.   “Actually, the answer is yes, my friend.   I’m going to untie you for a few minutes here, and you strip.   Then you can put on my clothes, okay?”

 

Brian started to protest, but Brendan pulled his gun out of his coat.   When Brian closed his mouth, a smile of satisfaction came over Brendan’s face.   “You gonna cooperate now?” he asked.

 

Brian nodded silently, holding still while Brendan untied him from the bed.   He stripped down to his boxers and handed Brendan his clothes.   Brendan stripped out of his clothes as well and gave them to Brian to put on.  

 

A few minutes later, they had swapped clothes, and as far as Brendan was concerned, they had swapped identities as well.

 

Brendan quickly tied Brian back to the bed, slapped a piece of duct tape tightly over his mouth, and stepped back, smiling sickly at his prisoner.   “Well, I better run.   See you later, Brendan.”   He chuckled wickedly, grabbed Brian’s backpack, and left the room, leaving Brian tied down, helpless, and alone.

 

***

 

“Brian!”

 

Brendan looked up to see a pretty blonde woman running towards him, a big smile on her face.   He grinned.   It was Leighanne, his new wife.  Time for his acting job to begin.

 

“Leigh!” he cried with fake enthusiasm, running towards her.  “Oh, baby, I missed you so much!”

 

“I missed you too!” Leighanne cried, throwing her arms around him.  “How was the flight?”

 

“It was fine.   I’m so glad to be home though.  I’m tired, from the flying and the tour and all.”  He faked a yawn to prove his point.  “Let’s go get my luggage and then head home.”

 

“That sounds good, baby,” Leighanne replied, taking his hand.   Together, they walked through the airport towards the baggage claim.

 

Brendan smiled to himself.   Leighanne didn’t suspect a thing.  This was going to be too easy.

 

***

 

“So, you ready to go to bed, babe?” Brendan asked Leighanne that night, raising his eyebrows suggestively.

 

“Sure,” Leighanne replied, a grin spreading slowly across her sleep.   Brendan led her upstairs to their bedroom.

 

“I got you a present,” he said, taking the gift-wrapped box he had put in Brian’s backpack out and handing it to Leighanne.

 

“Oh, Brian, you’re so good to me,” she said, smiling sweetly at him.   She carefully pulled off the gold wrapping paper and took the lid off of the flat, red box.   She pulled back the tissue paper inside, and her mouth dropped open.

 

Slowly, she pulled out the garment inside the box and held it up to get a good look at it.   It was a tiny, red, lacy piece of lingerie that certainly didn’t leave much to the imagination. 

 

Brendan looked at her expectantly, waiting for her to suggest she put it on and get in bed with him, but she did not.  Instead, she continued to stare at it, obviously shocked.

 

“Uh… thanks… dear,” she finally said. 

 

“You don’t like it?” Brendan asked, astonished.   He would expect the wardrobe of an attractive woman like Leighanne to be full of things like this.

 

“No, it’s not that.  I just can’t believe you would buy something like this for me,” she said, looking at him with surprise.

 

Brendan grinned.  “I guess I’m just exploring my wild side,” he said seductively.  “So how about you try it on for me?”

 

“Well… okay,” she agreed, still looking a little shocked.   “Wait out here.  I’ll surprise you.”   She gave him a seductive wink and disappeared into the bathroom.

 

Brendan sighed heavily and sank down onto the bed.   He had almost blown it.   He knew that if he had a wife as hot as Leighanne, he would buy her sexy lingerie all the time.   But his twin obviously did not.   And he had to pull off acting just like Brian.   It was going to be harder than he thought.

 

But when Leighanne emerged from the bathroom, Brendan immediately felt better. 

 

“You like?” she asked, posing for him, a mischievous expression on her face. 

 

“I love it,” Brendan said gleefully.   “So… uh, you wanna try it out?”

 

“Of course,” she replied, climbing on to the bed.   “You know, babe, I think I like this ‘wild side’ of you.”

 

Brendan grinned devilishly and turned out the lights in the bedroom, leaving only a couple candles burning to provide a dim, romantic atmosphere.   He leaned over Leighanne on the bed, giving her a passionate kiss.   “So do I.”

 

***

 

 

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