Oops… I Did Your Best Friend

 

A parody of Britney Spears’ “Oops… I Did it Again”

 

Yeah…

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

Verse 1:

 

I think I did it again

I slept with JC

I know he’s your friend

 

Oh, Justin

I might seem like a slut

But that doesn’t mean

We have to break up

 

Cause to lose all my morals

That is just so typically me

Oh, Justy, Justy

 

Chorus:

 

Oops, I did your best friend

I played with his parts

Got caught in the act

Oh, Justy, Justy

 

Oops, you think I’m a slut

That I’m sent from the pits of Hell but

My name’s not Damian

 

Verse 2:

 

You see my problem is this

I want some more dick

Wishing that you were more competent

 

I cry while we’re in bed

Don’t you that you suck at having sex

 

But to lose all my morals

That is just so typically me

Baby, oh

 

Chorus:

 

Oops, I did your best friend

I played with his parts

Got caught in the act

Oh, Justy, Justy

 

Oops, you think I’m a slut

That I’m sent from the pits of Hell but

My name’s not Damian

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

 

JC: Britney, before you go, there’s something I want you to see *zipping sound*

Britney: Oh, JC, you’re so huge!  But, like, wait a minute, isn’t this, like, wrong?

JC:  Yeah, yes it is.

Britney:  Oh well, who the hell cares?  Justy’ll never find out!

 

Oops, I

Did it again with your friend

Got caught in the act

Oh, Justin

 

Oops, you

Think that I’m sent from the pits of Hell but

My name’s not Damian

 

Oops, I did your best friend

I played with his parts

Got caught in the act

Oh, Justy, Justy

 

Oops, you think I’m a slut

That I’m sent from the pits of Hell but

My name’s not Damian

 

Oops, I did your best friend

I played with his parts

Got caught in the act

Oh, Justy, Justy

 

Oops, you think I’m a slut

That I’m sent from the pits of Hell but

My name’s not Damian

 

 

Ó 2001