Slutty

A parody of Britney Spears’ “Lucky”

This is the story of a ho named Britney…

Verse 1:

Early morning

She wakes up

Knock, knock, knocked

Up once more

It’s time for makeup

Slutty clothes

It’s boobs they’re all waiting for

Chorus:

They go

Isn’t she skanky

This pop princess ho

And they say she’s so slutty

She’s a whore

And she fucks, fucks, fucks

And she wants some more

Thinking if there’s nothing

Missing in my guy

Then why is he

No good at night

Verse 2:

Once had an image

Of innocence

But there’s no way

That her boobs are real

And the CD’s spinning

And she says she’s singing

But really she is just lip-syncing

Chorus:

They go

Isn’t she skanky

This pop princess ho

And they say she’s so slutty

She’s a whore

And she fucks, fucks, fucks

And she wants some more

Thinking if there’s nothing

Missing in my guy

Then why is he

No good at night

Ó 2001