Meet the Characters!!!

 

 

Nikki Cartier

 

 

Nikki is 1/5 of the hot singing sensation PANTS!  She’s twenty years old and is sooooo beautiful (only she doesn’t know it, so she’s not, like, stuck up or anything).  She has long, blonde hair that’s so light, it’s almost white, and it’s all natural!  And her eyes are really, really bright blue, like sparkling sapphires!   She’s 5’9” and 115 lbs, and she has the most beautiful flawless, tan skin.  She LOVES to sing and dance, and her other favorite hobby is SHOPPING!!!  Her favorite movie is “Titanic,” and she loves Britney Spears and Mandy Moore and Eden’s Crush a whole lot!  She used to live in Kentucky, but then she moved to Florida with her best friend, Taylor.

 

 

 

Taylor Johnson

 

 

Taylor is 1/5 of the hot singing sensation PANTS!  She’s twenty-four years old and is sooooo beautiful (only she doesn’t know it, so she’s not, like, stuck up or anything).  She has medium-length, red hair, and her eyes are really, really bright green, like sparkling emeralds!   She’s 5’4” and 90 lbs, and she has the most beautiful flawless, creamy white skin.  She LOVES to sing and dance, and her other favorite hobby is SHOPPING!!!  Her favorite movie is “Titanic,” and she loves Britney Spears and Mandy Moore and Eden’s Crush a whole lot!  She used to live in Kentucky, where she was Brian’s high school sweetheart, but they lost touch after he left to join the Backstreet Boys.

 

 

 

Ali Stevens

 

 

Ali is 1/5 of the hot singing sensation PANTS!  She’s twenty-five years old and is sooooo beautiful (only she doesn’t know it, so she’s not, like, stuck up or anything).  She has long, dark brown hair, and her eyes are the color of rich, dark chocolate.  She’s 5’9” and 115 lbs, and she has the most beautiful flawless, tan skin.  She LOVES to sing and dance, and her other favorite hobby is SHOPPING!!!  Her favorite movie is “Titanic,” and she loves Britney Spears and Mandy Moore and Eden’s Crush a whole lot!  She grew up in foster care because she was kidnapped from her real family at birth, and her foster mom abused her, and her foster dad raped her.  Luckily, she’s not too emotionally scarred, not enough to be screwed up anyway.  She can’t afford to be screwed up because she’s so perfect!

 

 

 

Praline Parker

 

 

Praline is 1/5 of the hot singing sensation PANTS!  She’s twenty years old and is sooooo beautiful (only she doesn’t know it, so she’s not, like, stuck up or anything).  She has long, light brown hair, and her eyes are the color of rich, milk chocolate.  She’s 5’9” and 115 lbs, and she has the most beautiful flawless, tan skin.  She LOVES to sing and dance, and her other favorite hobby is SHOPPING!!!  Her favorite movie is “Titanic,” and she loves Britney Spears and Mandy Moore and Eden’s Crush a whole lot!  She… doesn’t really have any other interesting information to reveal.  Yet.

 

 

 

Safyre Smith

 

 

Safyre is 1/5 of the hot singing sensation PANTS!  She’s seventeen years old and is sooooo beautiful (only she doesn’t know it, so she’s not, like, stuck up or anything).  She has long, raven black hair, and her eyes are really, really bright blue, like sparkling sapphires!   She’s 5’9” and 100 lbs, and she has the most beautiful flawless, creamy white skin.  She LOVES to sing and dance, and her other favorite hobby is SHOPPING!!!  Her favorite movie is “Titanic,” and she loves Britney Spears and Mandy Moore and Eden’s Crush a whole lot!  She has leukemia that comes and goes whenever some drama is needed.

 

 

 

Nick Carter, Brian Littrell, Howie Dorough, AJ McLean, and Kevin Richardson

 

 

Yeah, they’re the Backstreet Boys, the best singing group EVER!!!  You should already know them, and if you don’t, you’re a LOSER!  (Or as they would say in Australia or Bopperland, LOOSER!)

 

 

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