FILE CABINET
Agent 009 / 00Carter
Name: Nickolas Gene Carter
Alias: 00Carter
Age: 26
Rank: 008
Recruiter to Himitsu Takana: Agent K and
Agent Jay
1. Lets start simple, what's your favorite color?
Green,
but what does that have to do with anything?
2. Name your most recent dream.
Heh,
you don't want all the horny details? It had Diamond,
3. Do you feel someone is after you?
Who
isn't after me? Oh..heh you
mean not for some lovin', then yeah heh
I've made my enemies.
4. If you had to pick a fruit to describe yourself as, what would it be?
Why?
What
the fuck? Whatever, I'll just say coconut and move on. Coconut is a fruit
right...
5. Who was the last person you kissed?
I
think it was Diamond. Or maybe it was Jewel... wait maybe it was that new
recruit...fresh cutie and sex on legs... damn I don't know who was the latest.
6. Have you ever been in love?
Define
love for me baby
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
Hell
yeah I do.
8. Why do fools fall in love?
Cause
it makes a good line for an oldies song?
9. How many CDs do you own?
Hell
if I know.
10. Your Good Luck Charm:
The
ladies of HimTak. Except Emerald. That Avril wanna-be pisses
me off.
11. How many pillows
do you sleep with?
Two
12. Do you drink milk?
Yep, and milk is like
me, we both do a body good.
13. Person You Hate
Most:
It's not a person, a
group. The American Government.
14. A phrase or word
you say often:
"Ya know" Jay
and
15. Do you think God
has a gender?
If I'm lucky God is a
girl.
16. How many rings
until you answer the phone?
Depends on what I'm
doing. *smirk*
17. What is something
scientists need to invent?
18. Are you a virgin?
Fuck no.
19. Who was your
first?
Um....this girl I dated
in high school.
20. If you could
travel into space, where would you go?
Venus, thats where women are from right.
21. Did you play with
Barbies as a child?
hell no. I was more of a transformers guy. I
ain't gay, no barbies.
22. How many grades
have you failed?
It'd be easier to ask
how many I haven't. I made it though, so who cares.
23. Rank the five most
important people in your life and why.
1. My older sister Jessamyn. - After everything, all that shit, she is still
important. I...lets not go there.
2. My younger brother
Aaron - I love the booger but I worry about him. He's the youngest and always
in trouble. How the hell can I not worry?
3. Agent Jay - Mentor
and just understands me. He knows why I act the way I do and has helped me
since my first day at HimTak.
4.
Professor Pearl - Great friend, always there to listen. She doesn't trust easy but we've been
friends since we got to HimTak. We've been through a lot but that's the job and
we help each other deal. Only girl here I haven't had sex with. One day
5. Red Jewel/Diamond
Divine - Aight here I'm cheating. I needed six spots. Red...she looks sweet, is
sweet but has a crazy fire in her. She's smart and beautiful and fun. And
Diamond...how the hell can I describe Diamond. She's
the female me! Flirt, sex kitten and I fucking love it.
24. If you could
change one thing in your life what would it be?
What happened with Jessamyn.
....
I'm cheating and putting
two things. The mission that caused my hiatus. If that
shit hadn't happened the way it did, I wouldn't have caused Justin's accident
and Drums wouldn't be evil. We'd still be good friends and things wouldn't be
as fucked up as they are now.
25. Describe how you
came to join Himitsu Takana. (however if it involved a
painful event we won't require this question to be answered)
....
....
I'm NOT fucking going
there.
26. Do you have good vision?
Yeah,
lets just say I know how strict they follow on that
now.
27. Do you tend to
speed when you drive?
Who doesn't?
28. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Used to, quit cause it gets in the way of training and
missions.
29. Does your temper flare a lot?
Depends on what's making me mad.
30. Do you get emotional easily?
No, I'm a man.
31. Do you get obnoxious when you're
drunk?
No, just more fun...and crazy. Gotta live life up.
32. Which shoe goes on first?
Whatever one I can find.
33. Name one thing you do that people
always point out:
I lick my lips when I think.
34. Are you superstitious?
When it comes to planes. Ain't a fan of those.
35. Do you get bored with
relationships quickly?
Relationship? What's that? *chuckle*
36. Can you sleep without blankets
covering you?
When there's a woman on top keeping me warm
37. What position do you sleep in?
Depends on who's in the bed with me.
38. Have you ever met
a celebrity?
Not really, I ain't one for high profile missions with celebrities.
39. Do you like cottage cheese?
Sure
40. What's the last song you had in
your head?
"American Idiot" by Green Day
41. How many countries have you
visited?
Too many to count.
42. Is there anything
sparkly in the room you’re in?
No...
43. Last time you
cried?
I don't cry.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Only sometimes...
45. Are you currently wearing socks?
Yeah, and shoes too.
46. Favorite time of the year?
Summer, women in bikinis baby!
47. Are you a generally happy person?
Try to be.
48. Have you made a prank phone call?
Hell yeah, I am the prank king. The master.
49. Do you like your hair?
Sure why the fuck not.
50. Do you like yourself?
Hell yeah, I'm 00Carter baby.
51. Are you closer to your mother or
father?
Neither.
52. Do you want anyone?
Who don't I want? Smaller list. ;-)
53. Do you like to eat grapes?
When a girl feeds them to me.
54. Ever been snowboarding?
Yeah and I like surfing
better.
55. Describe yourself
in one word.
00Carter, don't that say it all?
56. Remember those top
5 people you ranked? Describe each of them with one word.
Jessamyn - Amazing
Aaron - Spazz
Jay - Different
Red - Fire
Diamond - Orgasmic
57. Now explain why
you picked the word you did for each of them in the above question.
Damn this survey is
long. Fine.
Jessamyn - Amazing - I ain't explaining.
Aaron - He's a space
case, and I ain't sure what he's doing with his life. Love the dweeb.
Jay- Breaks all the
rules and still gets to be boss. Different and fucking
awesome. Great mentor.
Pearl - She's very
guarded and I ain't sure why, once you get past that, great person. And if ya
do, it's rare.
Jewel - Fire, she's
passionate, pretty, hard to control in the bedroom, and yet is brilliant and
takes skill to handle.
Diamond. - Orgasmic. Come on. I ain't got to
explain a thing.
58. Do you like Pepsi
or Coke?
Neither, give me Dr. Pepper.
59. Name your biggest
flaw.
I fuck up easy, like the
reason for my hiatus.
60. What comes to mind
when I say cabbage?
Justin's hair. Long ass story.
61. Aren’t you glad you’re finally done?
Hell
yeah, now where's Diamond, I got some energy to burn!
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