FILE CABINET
Agent 009 / Diamond Divine
Name: Desiree DuBaiser (That’s
right no middle name)
Alias: Diamond Divine
Age: Twenty-four
Rank: 009 (Newly promoted, yay!)
Recruiter to Himitsu Takana: Agent Jay, sort
of…
1. Lets start simple, what's your favorite color?
Pink,
because it matches my lips so nicely.
2. Name your most recent dream.
Well….
I would call it “XXX Vegas”… See, I’m a showgirl and I have tassels on my
outfit…. And that sexy 008, Nick was in the audience and he gave me a $500
bill… And… Do they even make $500 bills? I wore pink…
And he bought me a martini… And… I’m really horrible
at remembering dreams, I’m sorry… My hair was pretty.
3. Do you feel someone is after you?
Who
isn’t after me? I’m gorgeous.
4. If you had to pick a fruit to describe yourself as, what would it be?
Why?
Strawberries
and whipped cream, they’re almost as heavenly as I am.
5. Who was the last person you kissed?
Umm…. Well,
I went out drinking last night so… The last one I remember was this blond guy…
My friends and I named him “Grabby McGrabberson.” But
he was a heck of a kisser.
6. Have you ever been in love?
Who
hasn’t? I fall in love every week.
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
If you
breathe in front of a cemetery, they steal your soul.
8. Why do fools fall in love?
Because everyone falls in love.
9. How many CDs do you own?
Does
that include the ones on my computer? Like 1000 then.
10. Your Good Luck Charm:
My
womanly charms. Okay…
It’s actually a diamond bracelet my mom gave me, but I never wear it, so don’t
say anything…
11. How many pillows
do you sleep with?
Ten…. No… Eleven.
12. Do you drink milk?
Sometimes… It depends where I am honestly… By myself, I love milk.
When I’m with other people, I expect some liquor, quickly.
13. Person You Hate
Most:
Katie Couric. Why does she get
to be on TV?
14. A phrase or word
you say often:
“Let’s go back to my place.”
15. Do you think God
has a gender?
I think Nick is God, so yes...
And don’t judge until you’ve tried him.
16. How many rings
until you answer the phone?
One. Yes, I have an addiction to my phone…. Even on
duty…
17. What is something
scientists need to invent?
A life-like, working, speaking
sex doll… That looks like Nick…
18. Are you a virgin?
Awww, what a cute question…
19. Who was your
first?
A gorgeous son of a
businessman… It was during the summer of my first year of college… He was damn
good looking, and rich. It was a nice first choice.
20. If you could
travel into space, where would you go?
Mars…. That’s where men are
from, right?
21. Did you play with
Barbies as a child?
Of
course. I had three Glamour Barbies.
22. How many grades
have you failed?
None, I can study when I must.
23. Rank the five most
important people in your life and why.
1. Nick-sex… okay, really
because he makes me laugh, but…
2. My mom-she’s the best!
3. Nadine- she was my best
friend from college and stopped me from becoming a stripper to make money.
4. Pearl-she always listens to
me.
5. Red-she’s very nice at
heart.
24. If you could
change one thing in your life what would it be?
I would be the female Hugh
Hefner.
25. Describe how you
came to join Himitsu Takana. (however if it involved a
painful event we won't require this question to be answered)
During our junior year, my
friend Jake was getting recruited and I… uh… slept with Agent Jay. Turns out I
could hold a gun. Who knew?
26. Do you have good vision?
Yup, I
can spot a good looking man across the room.
27. Do you tend to
speed when you drive?
Beautiful women have a need
for speed.
28. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Nope.
29. Does your temper flare a lot?
Ironically enough, no it
doesn’t.
30. Do you get emotional easily?
And do beautiful women drink?
Yes, yes they do.
31. Do you get obnoxious when you're
drunk?
Who knows, but I do get a lot
of good sex.
32. Which shoe goes on first?
Left.
33. Name one thing you do that people
always point out:
Flirting… It’s basically all I
do, really.
34. Are you superstitious?
I never wear white after Labor
Day.
35. Do you get bored with
relationships quickly?
I haven’t had a real
relationship in a while… I wonder what Nick would think.
36. Can you sleep without blankets
covering you?
I like being warm. So if I’m
by myself, I have like three. If someone’s with me, I
don’t need any.
37. What position do you sleep in?
What position don’t I sleep
in…. I sleep on my side.
38. Have you ever met
a celebrity?
Plenty, I do get around.
39. Do you like cottage cheese?
I’ve never had it… Is it
imported?
40. What's the last song you had in
your head?
“Maneater” by Daryl Hall and John Oates. She’s a maneater…
41. How many countries have you
visited?
Fifteen.
42. Is there anything sparkly
in the room you’re in?
Is the shiny desk I’m sitting
at sparkly? No… No, it’s shiny.
43. Last time you
cried?
Thursday. I smacked into a door.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes. And
doors.
45. Are you currently wearing socks?
Socks and
high heels? Well that has tacky written
all over it.
46. Favorite time of the year?
Summer, I get to wear a
bikini.
47. Are you a generally happy person?
Yup.
48. Have you made a prank phone call?
No, I don’t really have the
time.
49. Do you like your hair?
Of course
not. I love it!
50. Do you like yourself?
I wish I were more stable…
like
51. Are you closer to your mother or
father?
Mom.
52. Do you want anyone?
Who don’t I want? Mmm… Nick in whipped cream…
53. Do you like to eat grapes?
If
someone feeds them to me.
54. Ever been snowboarding?
No. The outfits aren’t cute.
55. Describe yourself
in one word.
Gorgeous.
56. Remember those top
5 people you ranked? Describe each of them with one word.
Nick-sex
Mom-fun
Nadine-shell
Pearl-smart
Red-smart
57. Now explain why
you picked the word you did for each of them in the above question.
Nick-he is sex on toast.
Mom-my mom is my best friend.
Nadine-if I were a hermit
crab, Nadine would be my shell.
Pearl-she’s a scientist.
Red-she’s a doctor.
58. Do you like Pepsi
or Coke?
Neither. They both taste awful
with liquor.
59. Name your biggest
flaw.
On Friday I wore silver high
heels with gold jewelry.
60. What comes to mind
when I say cabbage?
Red…
61. Aren’t you glad you’re finally done?
Can I
see Nick’s answers?
± ± ±