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Agent 009 / Diamond Divine

 

Name:  Desiree DuBaiser (That’s right no middle name)

Alias:  Diamond Divine

Age:  Twenty-four

Rank:   009 (Newly promoted, yay!)

Recruiter to Himitsu Takana:  Agent Jay, sort of…

 

 

1. Lets start simple, what's your favorite color?

Pink, because it matches my lips so nicely.

 

2. Name your most recent dream.

Well…. I would call it “XXX Vegas”… See, I’m a showgirl and I have tassels on my outfit…. And that sexy 008, Nick was in the audience and he gave me a $500 bill… And… Do they even make $500 bills? I wore pink… And he bought me a martini… And… I’m really horrible at remembering dreams, I’m sorry… My hair was pretty.

 

3. Do you feel someone is after you?

Who isn’t after me? I’m gorgeous.

 

4. If you had to pick a fruit to describe yourself as, what would it be? Why?

Strawberries and whipped cream, they’re almost as heavenly as I am.

 

5. Who was the last person you kissed?

Umm…. Well, I went out drinking last night so… The last one I remember was this blond guy… My friends and I named him “Grabby McGrabberson.” But he was a heck of a kisser.

 

6. Have you ever been in love?

Who hasn’t? I fall in love every week.

 

7. Do you believe in ghosts?

If you breathe in front of a cemetery, they steal your soul.

 

8. Why do fools fall in love?

Because everyone falls in love.

 

9. How many CDs do you own?

Does that include the ones on my computer? Like 1000 then.

 

10. Your Good Luck Charm:

My womanly charms. Okay… It’s actually a diamond bracelet my mom gave me, but I never wear it, so don’t say anything…

 

11. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Ten…. No… Eleven.

 

12. Do you drink milk?

Sometimes… It depends where I am honestly… By myself, I love milk. When I’m with other people, I expect some liquor, quickly.

 

13. Person You Hate Most:

Katie Couric. Why does she get to be on TV?

 

14. A phrase or word you say often:

“Let’s go back to my place.”

 

15. Do you think God has a gender?

I think Nick is God, so yes... And don’t judge until you’ve tried him.

 

16. How many rings until you answer the phone?

One. Yes, I have an addiction to my phone…. Even on duty…

 

17. What is something scientists need to invent?

A life-like, working, speaking sex doll… That looks like Nick…

 

18. Are you a virgin?

Awww, what a cute question…

 

19. Who was your first?

A gorgeous son of a businessman… It was during the summer of my first year of college… He was damn good looking, and rich. It was a nice first choice.

 

20. If you could travel into space, where would you go?

Mars…. That’s where men are from, right?

 

21. Did you play with Barbies as a child?

Of course. I had three Glamour Barbies.

 

22. How many grades have you failed?

None, I can study when I must.

 

23. Rank the five most important people in your life and why.

1. Nick-sex… okay, really because he makes me laugh, but…

2. My mom-she’s the best!

3. Nadine- she was my best friend from college and stopped me from becoming a stripper to make money.

4. Pearl-she always listens to me.

5. Red-she’s very nice at heart.

 

24. If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?

I would be the female Hugh Hefner.

 

25. Describe how you came to join Himitsu Takana. (however if it involved a painful event we won't require this question to be answered)

During our junior year, my friend Jake was getting recruited and I… uh… slept with Agent Jay. Turns out I could hold a gun. Who knew?

 

26. Do you have good vision?

Yup, I can spot a good looking man across the room.

 

27. Do you tend to speed when you drive?

Beautiful women have a need for speed.

28. Do you smoke cigarettes?

Nope.

29. Does your temper flare a lot?

Ironically enough, no it doesn’t.

30. Do you get emotional easily?

And do beautiful women drink? Yes, yes they do.

31. Do you get obnoxious when you're drunk?

Who knows, but I do get a lot of good sex.

32. Which shoe goes on first?

Left.

33. Name one thing you do that people always point out:

Flirting… It’s basically all I do, really.

34. Are you superstitious?

I never wear white after Labor Day.

35. Do you get bored with relationships quickly?

I haven’t had a real relationship in a while… I wonder what Nick would think.

36. Can you sleep without blankets covering you?

I like being warm. So if I’m by myself, I have like three. If someone’s with me, I don’t need any.

37. What position do you sleep in?

What position don’t I sleep in…. I sleep on my side.

38. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Plenty, I do get around.

39. Do you like cottage cheese?

I’ve never had it… Is it imported?

40. What's the last song you had in your head?

Maneater” by Daryl Hall and John Oates. She’s a maneater

41. How many countries have you visited?

Fifteen.

42. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

Is the shiny desk I’m sitting at sparkly? No… No, it’s shiny.

43. Last time you cried?

Thursday. I smacked into a door.

44. Ever walked into a wall?

Yes. And doors.

45. Are you currently wearing socks?

Socks and high heels? Well that has tacky written all over it.

46. Favorite time of the year?

Summer, I get to wear a bikini.

47. Are you a generally happy person?

Yup.

48. Have you made a prank phone call?

No, I don’t really have the time.

49. Do you like your hair?

Of course not. I love it!

50. Do you like yourself?

I wish I were more stable… like Pearl.

51. Are you closer to your mother or father?

Mom.

52. Do you want anyone?

Who don’t I want? Mmm… Nick in whipped cream…

53. Do you like to eat grapes?

If someone feeds them to me.

54. Ever been snowboarding?

No. The outfits aren’t cute.

 

55. Describe yourself in one word.

Gorgeous.

 

56. Remember those top 5 people you ranked? Describe each of them with one word.

Nick-sex

Mom-fun

Nadine-shell

Pearl-smart

Red-smart

 

57. Now explain why you picked the word you did for each of them in the above question.

Nick-he is sex on toast.

Mom-my mom is my best friend.

Nadine-if I were a hermit crab, Nadine would be my shell.

Pearl-she’s a scientist.

Red-she’s a doctor.

 

58. Do you like Pepsi or Coke?

Neither. They both taste awful with liquor.

 

59. Name your biggest flaw.

On Friday I wore silver high heels with gold jewelry.

 

60. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Red…

 

61. Aren’t you glad you’re finally done?

Can I see Nick’s answers?

 

 

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