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Former Agent 009 / Drums

Name: Justin Randall Timberlake

Alias: Drumz

Age: 25

Rank: 009

Recruiter to Himitsu Takana: Agent Jay yo, he got a lotta us up in the crew

1. Lets start simple, what's your favorite color?

Blue

2. Name your most recent dream.

Aight, it was me having this weird ass dance off against JC. He got served though yo, and it was so damn whack.

3. Do you feel someone is after you?

Other than the peeps I stop for screwin' the world? No.

4. If you had to pick a fruit to describe yourself as, what would it be?

Why? A fruit? A tomato's a fruit right? Aight then that

5. Who was the last person you kissed?

Aheh, Diamond Divine.

6. Have you ever been in love?

All the time yo.

7. Do you believe in ghosts?

Hell yeah, that shit be real

8. Why do fools fall in love?

Cuz they be seeing some hot honeys.

9. How many CDs do you own?

Shiit I dunno

10. Your Good Luck Charm:

My Drumz charm weapon. It's how I gotz my name

11. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Four aight.

12. Do you drink milk?

Yeah

13. Person You Hate Most:

Right now? Ehh man I don't be hatin' I be appreciatin.

14. A phrase or word you say often:

"Yo". Everyone says I talk too ghetto, its just how I get sometimes. I can stop when I try though yo.

15. Do you think God has a gender?

If my prayers are answered, it's a woman.

16. How many rings until you answer the phone?

Man I don't know.

17. What is something scientists need to invent?

Uh...ask Pearl, she'd know

18. Are you a virgin?

Hell no!

19. Who was your first?

This girl named Britney, man my first girl. She's in a mental institution now man... (not cause of me! Aight!)

20. If you could travel into space, where would you go?

Venus, *laugh* me and Nick keep saying we should go there and see if more babes are there.

21. Did you play with Barbies as a child?

GI Joe man, not barbie, Joe was the shit.

22. How many grades have you failed?

None, I graduated fine.

23. Rank the five most important people in your life and why.

1. My Mom - She doesn't know what I really do now, but she's always been there, guiding me. My biggest supporter. She's so strong.

2. Agent Jay - He's like a dad to most of us peeps. He helps us when we can't figure shit out and are in tough spots. He gets me, his dad left him too.

3. Nick - He's my best friend man, that's why we always be gettin partnered together. We compete but it's all in fun yo, he's got my back.

4. Professor Pearl - my gal best friend. She's there when I need to talk, and get the 3 of us, oh we go krunk ass crazy on all the bitches out there against us.

5. JC - Shazaam! He be crazy cool. A great guy to train with, he hates Nick and Pearl, but him an I are tight.

24. If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?

Whatever it is that hurt K so damn bad, he got somethin eating at him and ya can see it. And I'ma cheat and put two things, I'd never have my dad abandon us after I was born.

25. Describe how you came to join Himitsu Takana. (however if it involved a painful event we won't require this question to be answered)

Aight we'll just say it was crazy ass fuckers, me, Jay, and a dance club.

26. Do you have good vision?

Perfect vision, but I don't think they be too strict on that shit.

27. Do you tend to speed when you drive?
Name one peep who doesn't bro.

28. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Hell no, gotta be fit for this job

29. Does your temper flare a lot?
Only when bitches be attacking my homies.

30. Do you get emotional easily?
See above

31. Do you get obnoxious when you're drunk?

I think I'm more fun man

32. Which shoe goes on first?

Whatever one I finally find

33. Name one thing you do that people always point out:

Be talking and I quote Nick and Pearl "be ghetto fabulous" when I get excited or hyper or drunk.

34. Are you superstitious?

No, I ain't, Lancy is and that's fun to mess with

35. Do you get bored with relationships quickly?

Only if the girl is shallow and ain't got nothin but looks

36. Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
If there's a honey in the bed with me.

37. What position do you sleep in?
On my back

38. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Met Michael Jackson once, yo, you should know the REAL story of how he got so effed up looking. It ain't cause of plastic surgery yo. It's because of some mission gone wrong. Agent got tossed cuz they effed it up so bad and it mutated him.

39. Do you like cottage cheese?

On lasanga

40. What's the last song you had in your head?

Yeah! by Usher

41. How many countries have you visited?
In this job, too many to count

42. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

I ain't fruity so no.

43. Last time you cried?
When I was a kid

44. Ever walked into a wall?

No

45. Are you currently wearing socks?

And my kicks, I be stylin'

46. Favorite time of the year?
Summer, you get that Summer Love

47. Are you a generally happy person?
Yeah actually, I ain't got shit to be sad about

48. Have you made a prank phone call?

*laugh* Hell yeah yo! Man me, Nick, and Pearly, we be gettin crazy when we gettin our prankmaster jams goin.

49. Do you like your hair?
I look like a damn chia pet cause it be so damn curly, that why I be shavin it. So no.

50. Do you like yourself?
Yeah, do you like yourself?

51. Are you closer to your mother or father?
Mother since I don't know my pop.

52. Do you want anyone?

There's this new cutie downstairs...how bout her

53. Do you like to eat grapes?
Only when a hot honey be feeding them to me.

54. Ever been snowboarding?

Yep, its fun

55. Describe yourself in one word.

Sure, *sings* I'm a mother fuckin "P.I.M.P"

56. Remember those top 5 people you ranked? Describe each of them with one word.

1. Mom - Brave

2. Jay - Guru

3. Nick - Kaos

4. Pearl - Kaleidoscope

5. JC - Bam!

57. Now explain why you picked the word you did for each of them in the above question.

1. Mom- With everything she been dealt with, she's brave, that simple.

2. Jay - he is the guru of HimTak, no lie yo. He's the guide to many, though he be closer to some of us than others

3. Nick - Wherever he goes chaos be following, wicked cool chaos, but it fits.

4. Pearl - It's just how she is. She's like those colors, she shines, changes like a kaleidoscope.

5. JC - Bam! He can surprise you, he don't be bullshitting . That's why he's...Shazaam!

58. Do you like Pepsi or Coke?

Coke yo, but the SODA

59. Name your biggest flaw.

I gotsa a big ego, I'm a man, I can say it.

60. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Getting revenge on Pearl and Nick...don't be askin'. It's hair related.

61. Aren’t you glad you’re finally done?

Sure now I'll be seeing what Diamond's up to, see if she wants some extra training *smirk*

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