FILE CABINET
Agent 005 / Emerald Ecstasy
Name: Summer O’Riley
Alias: Emerald Ecstasy
Age: 27
Rank: 005
Recruiter to Himitsu Takana: None other
than Agent Jay himself.
1. Lets start simple, what's your favorite color?
Green
but emerald green, hence the name.
2. Name your most recent dream.
Why
would I bother? But I can say it was pretty steamy, featuring a certain
government employee.
3. Do you feel someone is after you?
Agent 008. Usually driving me to the
edge of going furious.
4. If you had to pick a fruit to describe yourself as, what would it be?
Why?
Why
would I need to describe myself as a fruit?
5. Who was the last person you kissed?
For me to know, for you not to find out. Ever.
6. Have you ever been in love?
Guess
so.
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
8. Why do fools fall in love?
Duh. Fools don’t fall in love. Love turns people into
fools.
9. How many CDs do you own?
I
used to be a groupie for a rock group. You name the amount of CDs I own.
10. Your Good Luck Charm:
A
golden chain necklace from Tiffany’s. Belongs to my late mom.
11. How many pillows
do you sleep with?
3.
12. Do you drink milk?
Rarely.
13. Person You Hate
Most:
People
with no sense for environment.
14. A phrase or word
you say often:
I don’t have commitment
to words. In fact, the words that I use changes often.
15. Do you think God
has a gender?
Do you think there’s
God?
16. How many rings
until you answer the phone?
Why do you care?
17. What is something
scientists need to invent?
Something
to stop global warming.
18. Are you a virgin?
Aren’t you just random
with these questions?
19. Who was your
first?
Why would I tell you this?
20. If you could
travel into space, where would you go?
I’d travel into a black
hole. Don’t ask.
21. Did you play with
Barbies as a child?
Pff. Are you kidding me? I was killing
Barbie’s with my guns.
22. How many grades
have you failed?
I dropped out. You
figure the rest.
23. Rank the five most
important people in your life and why.
My grandma – she’s all I
have as family.
Agent Jay – good ol’
Jay, I owe my job to him
Sam – my old rock buddy,
I have some of the greatest memories with her.
Agent K – because he’s
who he is.
24. If you could
change one thing in your life what would it be?
I wish my parents were
still alive.
25. Describe how you
came to join Himitsu Takana. (however if it involved a
painful event we won't require this question to be answered)
After a hot night with Agent Jay.
26. Do you have good vision?
Duh. I used to be in the Army.
27. Do you tend to
speed when you drive?
Why would I drive if I don’t speed?
28. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Yeah. Where was my light again?
29. Does your temper flare a lot?
Ask Agent008. He’s a master at flaring my temper.
30. Do you get emotional easily?
Hardly.
31. Do you get obnoxious when you're
drunk?
Nope. I get happy when I’m drunk.
32. Which shoe goes on first?
Right.
33. Name one thing you do that people
always point out:
Sending them evil glares.
34. Are you superstitious?
Not really.
35. Do you get bored with
relationships quickly?
When the relationships become dull, they get boring.
36. Can you sleep without blankets
covering you?
Yep.
37. What position do you sleep in?
On my stomach.
38. Have you ever met
a celebrity?
Do I need to repeat that I was a rock groupie?
39. Do you like cottage cheese?
I’m Irish, of course I do.
40. What's the last song you had in
your head?
Riot Van – Arctic Monkeys
41. How many countries have you
visited?
Too many to count.
42. Is there anything
sparkly in the room you’re in?
Sparkly? Me? Think again.
43. Last time you
cried?
I didn’t cry for at least 20 years.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Nope.
45. Are you currently wearing socks?
Nope.
46. Favorite time of the year?
St. Patrick’s Day.
47. Are you a generally happy person?
Ha.
48. Have you made a prank phone call?
What’s the point?
49. Do you like your hair?
I’d shave it if I didn’t.
50. Do you like yourself?
I’d kill myself if I didn’t.
51. Are you closer to your mother or
father?
Do I need to repeat myself?
52. Do you want anyone?
Maybe I do, maybe I don’t.
53. Do you like to eat grapes?
And your point is?
54. Ever been snowboarding?
Nope.
55. Describe yourself
in one word.
Me.
56. Remember those top
5 people you ranked? Describe each of them with one word.
My Grandma – Family
Agent Jay – Smooth.
Sam – Freak
Agent
K – Respect.
57. Now explain why
you picked the word you did for each of them in the above question.
Now you are being
annoying.
58. Do you like Pepsi
or Coke?
Coke
as in dope?
59. Name your biggest
flaw.
I’m stubborn.
60. What comes to mind
when I say cabbage?
Cabbage. What else?
61. Aren’t you glad you’re finally done?
You
have no idea.
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