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Mr. Lancybassy

 

Name:  James Lancybassy

Alias:  Lancy

Age:  Wouldn't you like to know! *sigh* Okay, okay, I'm 25. FINE, I'M 28, OKAY??

Rank:  008 Sexatary -- I mean, secretary. I mean, *ahem*, I'm his personal assistant. Yes, personal assistant. Nothing sexual about it. Not for lack of trying, at least.

Recruiter to Himitsu Takana:  Funny you should ask. I was working for this modeling agency, and one day this strange guy came in -- totally not the type of dude you expect to see working  and gave me his business card, told me he had a high-paying job for me. I went to interview and... Well, here I am!

 

1. Lets start simple, what's your favorite color?

...Isn't it obvious?

 

2. Name your most recent dream.

I might get fired if I do!

 

3. Do you feel someone is after you?

*sigh* I wish they were.

 

4. If you had to pick a fruit to describe yourself as, what would it be? Why?

Banana, for obvious reasons.

 

5. Who was the last person you kissed?

I don't kiss and tell, sorry!

 

6. Have you ever been in love?

Ah, I am in love... He's just too slow to catch on.

 

7. Do you believe in ghosts?

Sure, why not?

 

8. Why do fools fall in love?

I don't know, but if you could tell me how to get one to do that, that would be FABULOUS.

 

9. How many CDs do you own?

5,000. 2,500 of them are Cher.

 

10. Your Good Luck Charm:

The fabulous corsage Prof Pearl gave me.

 

11. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Do sleeping guys count as pillows? No? Then just one.

 

12. Do you drink milk?

In my double-mocha-no-foam-frappa-latte, yes.

 

13. Person You Hate Most:

Whoever invented day-glo spandex. So NOT fabulous.

 

14. A phrase or word you say often:

...Please tell me you are not really this slow.

 

15. Do you think God has a gender?

To have created such a fabulously gorgeous creature as Mr. Nick Carter, God must be a woman!!

 

16. How many rings until you answer the phone?

Depends on who’s calling.

 

17. What is something scientists need to invent?

Hmm... Good question. A microchip to implant in people's heads to keep them from leaving the house in horrendously ugly outfits? That would so totally benefit mankind.

 

18. Are you a virgin?

HAHA! Now I know you're joking.

 

19. Who was your first?

To tell you, I'd have to kill you. Don't think this fabulous physique is all for show, darlings.

 

20. If you could travel into space, where would you go?

Uranus. HAH, doesn't everyone say that?  ...They don't?

 

21. Did you play with Barbies as a child?

Of course! Barbie is fabulously fabulous, sweetie.

 

22. How many grades have you failed?

I only ever failed gym. I'm sorry if my manicure is more important than your stupid football thing!

 

23. Rank the five most important people in your life and why.

1) Nick because he's gorgeous, and in no particular order

2)Diamond because I'd be totally bored without her texts,

3) Red Jewel because she's an awesome coffee buddy,

4) Professor Pearl because she's totally smart and has a wondful ability to invent and listen at the same time, and

5) Agent K because he's my boss and doesn't complain that I drool over 008 all the time.

 

24. If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?

I wouldn't be single, and neither would Nick. Yes, that's one thing in my life. Who do you think I'd be with?

 

25. Describe how you came to join Himitsu Takana. (however if it involved a painful event we won't require this question to be answered)

Oops, I think I already answered this at the top – tee-hee!

 

26. Do you have good vision?

I know a hot guy and an ugly outfit when I see them, yes.

 

27. Do you tend to speed when you drive?

I'm not fast, but I'm not slow, either. I know when to pick up the pace, if you know what I mean. ;)

28. Do you smoke cigarettes?

Do I look sickly and depraved of air? Then no.

29. Does your temper flare a lot?

You don't wanna be around when I get angry. My temper could set all of SoHo on fire like that*snaps fingers*!

30. Do you get emotional easily?

Why would you say that? Who told you about that? Was is Dave, because Dave is just bitter because I dumped him!! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HORRIBLE TO ME?!????

 

*ahem* No, I don't think I get emotional easily.

31. Do you get obnoxious when you're drunk?

When I'm drunk, I'm too happy and too busy to be obnoxious, darling.

32. Which shoe goes on first?

As long as they're fabulous, who cares?

33. Name one thing you do that people always point out:

I snap my fingers a lot.

34. Are you superstitious?

Not a lot. Oh shoot, there's a black cat! Where's my lucky four-leaf clover? O, there it is. Almost got caught in my lucky rabbit's foot.

35. Do you get bored with relationships quickly?

Yes. Boys can be fun, but they tend to get boring fast.

36. Can you sleep without blankets covering you?

If there's a hot guy covering me instead, SURE!

37. What position do you sleep in?

Ohhhh, this is another question I'm not sure I can answer without being fired.

38. Have you ever met a celebrity?

I totally came thisclose to the fabulous Paris Hilton this morning at Starbucks!!

39. Do you like cottage cheese?

Only when I'm desperate. Not the best diet food ever, is it? :P

40. What's the last song you had in your head?

"Oh Mickey" *giggle*

41. How many countries have you visited?

Not many. I did have a fabulous weekend in Cabo once... *sigh*

42. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

DUH!!!!!

43. Last time you cried?

One word: "Titanic".

44. Ever walked into a wall?

Only when Nick was walking by...

45.
Are you currently wearing socks?

Yep! They've got pink on the toe :) so cute!

46. Favorite time of the year?

Summer, the boys get so hot they wear less clothing!

47. Are you a generally happy person?

Sure am!

48. Have you made a prank phone call?

Probably... But I'll never tell :D

49. Do you like your hair?

No... I LOVE my hair!!!

50. Do you like yourself?

No... I LOVE myself!

51. Are you closer to your mother or father?

I don't hear from either of them very much...

52. Do you want anyone?

OH YEAH. Really bad.

53. Do you like to eat grapes?

When there's a hottie feeding them to me, sure. Otherwise, I'd much prefer them as wine ;) hehe.

54. Ever been snowboarding?

No, but I've ridden a snowboard...er. :X

 

55. Describe yourself in one word.

Fabulous.

 

56. Remember those top 5 people you ranked? Describe each of them with one word.

Nick: Sexy.

Diamond: Fierce.

Jewel: Intelligent.

Pearl: Fabulous.

Agent K: Tough.

 

57. Now explain why you picked the word you did for each of them in the above question.

I think those words say enough, don't you?

 

58. Do you like Pepsi or Coke?

I'm assuming both of those words refer to sodas, and I prefer coffee, diet soda as a last resort, thankyouverymuch.

 

59. Name your biggest flaw.

Well... I'm a bit self-centered sometimes. Only a bit!

 

60. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

...The word "weird". As in, "what a weird word to ask someone about".

 

61. Aren’t you glad you’re finally done?

Yes, because now I can hunt down and talk some sense into whoever came up with this thing. *sigh* Or I could just go back to staring at Nick. That second option sounds MUCH better. *nod*

 

 

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