BSB vs. *NSYNC
A lot of people complain about the so-called “rivalry” between *NSYNC
and BSB. I say, bring it on! Whether you like to admit it or not, BSB and *NSYNC
ARE rivals in the music business.
Friendly rivals maybe *cough*bullshit*cough*, but still, they are rivals
because they’re so similar *cough*copycats*cough*. Anyway, despite what the *NSYNC teenyboppers
might say, we BSB fans all know the truth – BSB is the better group, hands
down.
The comments in italics on this page are my own. Other than that, unless otherwise specified,
none of this material is mine. It was
created and sent to me by other people, who are credited as much as possible
(although many of the original creators are unknown). Not every submission reflects my own personal
opinion, and none of it is meant to be taken seriously. This is merely entertainment and all in good
fun.
Poetry
God made Coke
God made Pepsi
God made BSB so damn sexy
God made rivers
God made lakes
God made *NSYNC
Hey, we all make mistakes
(No idea who actually came up with this,
but it’s a classic.)
And
here’s a variation on that one. Thanks,
Lindsay, for sending it!
God made elks
God made deers
God made *NSYNC a bunch of queers
Reasons Why BSB is Larger Than
Life & *NSYNC is Gone
This
is a list I got from my friend Shawn in an email. I don’t know who wrote it, but it’s quite
funny and very true.
1) The Backstreet Boys have the best fans in the world. I know this because
they actually tell us! Even if they don't say it directly, well... "All
you people can't you see, can't you see? How your love's affecting our
reality?" "We're standing strong because of what you've done."
...they thanked us through two songs that they've dedicated to us, the fans.
Has *NSYNC ever done that? Noooooo...
2) Which of these lyrics sound more INTELLIGENT?
a. "Dirty, dirty pop!"
b. "In your eyes I see all the love I'll ever need. What makes
you different makes you beautiful to me..."
3) When BSB went to Rio De Janeiro, their bus was chased by
thousands of fans who were hungry for their music. See, they're known
worldwide. As for *NSYNC, well, put them in Rio and they'll probably have just
ONE fan chasing them. And that "fan" was probably paid to chase them.
See Chris? The things that you're mommy does for you!
4) Okay, here's something that the two groups have in
common: the both play jokes on each other. Only difference is that when BSB
joke around, they look cute, and when the *NSYNC members joke around, they look
(and even *NSYNC fans tell me this) just plain stupid.
5) BSB are only making music cause it's what they love to
do the most. I wish I could say the same for *NSYNC! It used to be about their
annoying music, now it's all about making money through *NSYNC movies, dolls,
bed sheets, lip gloss, and now toilet paper?! Eewwww!
I don't want Justin's chia pet hair scratchin' my behind!
6) Have any of the Backstreet Boys ever pushed a fan
against a wall? No, because they're much too sweet for that. Has an *NSYNC
member done that? *imitates Justin's whiny voice* "But she said JC was
cuter!"
7) Let's compare *NSYNC and BSB in the same situation:
*NSYNC: "Oh $#*^!!!! The microphones are screwed up!
Cancel the show! We cannot perform like this! What? We don't care if the fans
wasted their money to see us!"
BSB: *Begin to sing a capella beautifully*
8) Hey, did you know that a BSB member and an *NSYNC member share the same
birthday? Let's compare them:
Nick: ::Made a comic book which features the BSB as super
heroes who want to save the world through music. (Very limited violence.)::
Keep up the good work Nicky!
Joey: ::Seems to think he's Superman:: Look Joey, we know
that you're a huge fan, but don't you think Superman bed sheets, pillows,
stuffed toys, toothbrushes, underwear, and socks are a bit too much?
9) Can someone please explain to me why Justin thinks it's
cool to spit all over himself in the Pop video?
10) Two of the BSB are already married. What's my point?
HELLO?! Awesome achievement, major! I mean, come on! *NSYNC fans think it's
awesome that none of their members are married. Excuse me while I laugh
hysterically...
11) Okay, okay... I'll admit it. The lights and special
affects at *NSYNC concerts are cool. But don't you think the whole point in
going to concerts is to hear your favorite artist sing and not to make yourself
blind?
12) The Backstreet Boys work as a team. All of them have
wonderful voices and they ALL sing. You know, *NSYNC may just as well be
renamed "Justin and the Timberlakes." Okay,
so maybe JC sings too, but does that make it any better? They could at least
let the other members sing, no matter how badly their voices suck.
13) Don't you think it's interesting how many *NSYNC fans
think it's cool to try to tear up BSB with comments like
a.
"They're too old!"
b.
"Nick is fat!"
c.
"Howie's hair looks like an Indian's!"
d.
"BSB can't sing, they suck!"
Okay, let me clarify these comments:
a. Why would BSB be too old? Their youngest member is only
21 and the oldest is only 30.
b. You know, to ridicule the human form is a sign of our
own insecurities and immaturity. I might be immature, but just thank God that I
didn't start a 2 page description of Joey Fat One.
c. Now, what's wrong with Howie's Indian-ish hair? If any
Backstreet haters ever said that on a message board or something, I can
guarantee that I or someone else will find the 13i+ch within all of us and
report you to AOL for hateful and/or discriminating comments. Besides, he cut
it already, so are you happy now?!
d. Actually, how much BSB's music
is worth is your own opinion. However, if they sucked so much, why do they have
millions of fans screaming their names all around the world? Why do they sell
millions of copies of their albums? Why do those albums go multi-platinum? Why
do they get nominated for countless awards? Why do they win a lot of those
awards? Why did they win a World Music Award? (Emphasis on the word WORLD.)
Think before you speak.
14) To add on to #13, I find it sad how many *NSYNC fans think the best way to
endorse their pathetic little group of musicians is to make fun of another
group. You see, us BSB fans are a little bit more creative. To endorse them, we
request their songs on radio stations, blow bubbles during their crowd bonding
ballad at concerts, write fan mail that says a little more than just "I
love you!!". We also post good things about them in their message board.
My theory is that a lot of *NSYNC fans spend more time dissing BSB than they
fulfill their fan duties for their group. Sad, very sad.
15) What do BSB sing about? Love, forgiveness, breaking up,
taking a stand when the world seems to fall apart, loving yourself for what you
have inside, love and support from the fans, how they've changed through time....
in other words, deep, mature stuff. What does *NSYNC sing about? *still doesn't
know, still trying to figure out what the whole point in "Bye Bye Bye" was*
16) More people like BSB, period. (See 17, 18, and 19.)
17) *BSB music starts playing* "Mama, are we in heaven? I hear the voices
of angels." "No honey, you are hearing the voices of the Backstreet
Boys."
**NSYNC music starts playing* "Mama, are cats and old ladies being
tortured nearby?" "No honey, you are hearing the voices of Justin and
JC and those other three guys."
18) *BSB walks into the room* "Mama, who are those
handsome men?"
**NSYNC walks into the room* "Mama, did the gorillas escape from the
zoo?"
19) *BSB's blond one walks in the
little girl's direction* "Mama, who is that?" "That is Nick
Carter from the Backstreet Boys."
**NSYNC's blond one walks in the little girl's
direction* "MAMA!!! A gorilla is chasing me!" "No, no honey.
That is not a gorilla, that is an albino with yellow hair. His name is Lance
Bass."
20) I wish *NSYNC could just be more original. BSB were
here first and they got signed on to Jive Records. Years later *NSYNC forms and
they get signed on to RCA Records, then they switch to Jive. Oh, then they hire
the same producers as BSB, get the same manager, and writers too... *weird*
21) Which is worse: the uniting of two people under the
eyes of God, or defying God by having a child out of wedlock? I find it funny how two of the Backstreet
Boys get ridiculed by *NSYNC fans for getting married, but when a member of *NSYNC
has an illegitimate child, it’s just great.
That seems a little backwards to me.
And from what I understand, Joey has no plans to marry the girl either. At least BSB knows that the order is
marriage, THEN kids. (Thanks to Miranda for this point!)
22) Unlike *NSYNC, Backstreet does charities for the common
good of everybody, not their image.
Their charities make a difference in the world, not their career.
(Thanks for Kristin for this point!)
Three Wishes
The
following joke was forwarded to me once.
I can’t remember who sent it to me, and I don’t have the email anymore,
but I found the joke on another website.
I don’t know who actually made it up, though.
BSB, *NSYNC, and Britney Spears were walking down a beach.
They came to a bottle and decided to rub it.
Of course, Christina Aguilera popped out. She said, "I will give each of you a
wish, so that's three wishes in all."
Britney went first. "I'm going to
be on the cover of Rolling Stone soon and I want to look really sexy."
Christina nodded and said, "Done." Soon Britney's body had lots of curves.
*NSYNC went next. "We want a city
named after us, with a big wall around it so no one will bother us."
Christina nodded and said, "Done." *NSYNC were put inside their city.
The BSB said, "Tell us more about this wall."
"Well, it's fifty feet high, five feet thick, and no one in the city can
get out, and no one can get in," she explained.
The BSB smiled. "Fill it with
water.”
“Crap”
Thanks
to Lindsey for sending me this great parody of *NSYNC’s
“Pop”. Not sure who actually wrote it,
but it’s genius!
Sick and tired of hearin
All these people
talk about
NSync is on top now
And they're never
gonna fade out
The thing you got
to realize
What they're doin
is just a trend
They got the gift
of lipsynching
It's gonna bring
them to and end
Pre-chorus:
(It doesn't matter)
About the ugly
dolls
Or the triflin ass lip gloss
(All that matters)
Is that the fans
realize
That they're gonna
get ripped off
(It doesn't matter)
That 3 never sing
Just Justin and JC
(All that matters)
That everyone knows
Whose got the
better CD
(Backstreet)
Chorus:
Do you ever wonder
why
When Justin sings
he whines
They act like they
are 9
It-sucks-when-your
Not as cute as
Frack
And all your songs
are whack
And you think that
you can rap
It must be...CRAP
Piece of
CRAP...it's straight up whack
(We never liked
that)
Piece of CRAP
Now, teenie fans try to justify
The stupid things
they do
Justin if you ever
pushed me
I'd smack the shit
outta you
They thought it'd
end
And jumped for joy
When Bri and Kev
got hitched
Well Joey stuck it
in
Twirled it around
And now the tables
switched
Pre-chorus
Chorus
Man, I'm tired of
ya'll singing
*NSYNC: MTV Ass-Kissers
Recently, a lot of BSB fans, myself included, have begun to
realize how much MTV truly sucks. Even
the teenyboppers seem to be catching on to how horribly crappy MTV – after all,
the video for “Help Me” dropped off TRL’s countdown
before it retired, so obviously, the boppers weren’t doing their job and
voting. Does that mean they don’t like
Nick anymore? Hells no. It just means that like most of the rest of
us, they have realized the evil of MTV.
The following letter, written by “sum1 new” to MTV, proves yet again why
MTV sucks so much.
This is not only my opinion, but also those of other music
fans. Whenever BSB are there, on trl or some other
show, you praise them and love them, but we all know you could care less. You
favor NSYNC and even though its obvious that BSB have a better success than
them, you act as if they are nothing. You tell us if you can prove us wrong...
BSB's Black & Blue sells 8 million copies. MTV
calls it a failure.
NSync's Celebrity sells 5 million copies. MTV calls it a success.
BSB's B&B tour shows are almost sold out. MTV
calls it a failure.
Nsync's Celebrity tour is thousands short of a sell
out audience. MTV calls it "a musical experience."
BSB have 5 leads. MTV calls them a boy band.
NSync has 1 annoying lead & 4 invisible back-up singers. MTV calls them a
vocal-harmony group.
BSB has fans all over the world and many world tours under their belt. MTV says
BSB are fading.
NSync never leaves the U.S. MTV calls Nsync "the
biggest group in the world."
I wonder how much money Nsync pays MTV each month?
Nick, Justin, and Britney on a
Train
Thanks
to Mersey for sending me this joke (I don’t know who actually wrote it).
Justin Timberlake, Nick Carter, and Britney Spears are
sitting together in a train traveling through the Midwest, when the train
enters a tunnel, and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and
then the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, Britney, and Nick are sitting as
if nothing had happened, and Justin is holding his slapped face.
Justin is thinking, "Nick must have kissed Britney,
and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."
Britney is thinking, "Justin must have tried to kiss
me, accidentally kissed Nick, and then got slapped for it."
Nick is thinking, "This is great. The next time the
train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and hit that
asshole Justin Timberlake again."
Hatemail!
I
actually recently got a piece of hatemail from a
disgruntled *NSYNC bopper who stumbled onto this page and thought she’d email
me about it. So naturally I replied and
since I think this is my first ever hatemail, I
decided to make a section for it on this site just like all the humor sites
do! So *NSYNC boppers, if you’re out there,
feel free to share your opinions, cause I definitely enjoy hearing them,
especially if you write in Teenybopperese.
Round
1
Here
is my first ever hatemail, from a bopper named Steph:
I Read ur shit about BSB bein
better than Nsync,Make Sure ur
Facts are strait before you print the shit,Nsync was
formed when BSB was they were in Flordia singin in bars,clubs,resturants,and probably any where they could
sing at.They WERE NOT Put together by Lou Perlman,Unlike BSB They were all Friends Before hand,They were Given Johnny wright
as a manager in 1995/1996 when they went to go get a record deal.He
Found Pearlman and then he told them to go to Europe like BSB.They
Earned Just as much respect if not more than BSB Because you can tell the
difference between "Bye Bye Bye"(which
is about a gurl controlling him/them sense u and all
the other BSB fans aint smart enough to figure it
out) and "Tearin Up My Heart".OH
and by the way Mr.Fatone is Gettin married to his
Girlfriend of 12 years who is the mother of his Child next year.I
dont think its right that Yall
can run your little tight ass mouthes bout Our Guys
But yall ganna tell AOL if
we Diss Howies Hair???
Pre-School? How old are u anyways? If ya dont liek it Dont start it...in the
words of Justin Timberlake and i do quote "Cry
Me A River"!!!!Oh by the way do u have the sales
of Nick's Solo Ablum...um what was it called? "Im a Brian Adams wanna be"???? Justin's was soooooooooooooooo Better...and He has the VMAS to prove it.I Say if you stand the critisizem
that we dish out about BSB Dont Start it By Dissin Nsync.We only retaliate to
shit like this.Were nice people some of us really are.I Have some friends who are BSB fans,Just
dont diss em and we wont
Bitch about BSB.And dont
say im immature and a baby and stupid and all the
shit like that...cause after all ur the one who made
a site directly dissin NSync.You
Seirously need to get ur
facts strait...By teh way Justin can sue you for
Fuckin with the words to "PoP" Just to let
u know that...and if you dont live under a rock that gurl he "Hit" Lied she said In Court that she
Just wanted his money.He is 100% innocent.If
you wanna Bitch at me do it to my face like i had the
"Balls" to tell u what i thought My email
is JTimberlakezSenorita@yahoo.com
Steph
And
here is my reply:
Dear Steph,
Thank you for your thoughtful comments. In response, I would first like to say, and I
quote, “Make Sure ur Facts are strait before you
print the shit” (or in intelligent
English, “Make sure your facts are straight before you print the shit”). I’m assuming the “shit” in question is the “BSB
vs. *NSYNC” section of my website.
You’ve obviously spent a great deal of your time reading the ways in
which BSB are better than *NSYNC and so on, but I’m afraid you’ve overlooked a
few details. Before or after each
section of the page, I give credit to whoever wrote or sent in the material. This means that I did not come up with any of
it myself and don’t claim to have. So
you really need to inform the contributors that their facts are not “strait”
(if that is indeed the case), not me.
Thank you for summarizing *NSYNC’s
life story for me. Now the next time I
ask myself, “How did that wonderful, oh-so-talented quintet of musicians known
as *NSYNC come together?” I will know the answer. I can’t imagine a situation in which I would
care to know that information, but hey, useless trivia does come in handy every
once in awhile.
I love your use of irony in the phrase, “which is about a gurl controlling him/them sense u and all the other BSB
fans aint smart enough to figure it out.” My fellow Backstreet Boys fans and I bow down
to your intelligence and wisdom.
Oh wonderful, I’ll be sure to send my congratulations to
Mr. Fatone and his lucky bride.
I’m afraid you’re guilty of typecasting in the following
statement: “Yall can run your little tight ass mouthes bout Our Guys But yall ganna tell AOL if we Diss Howies Hair???” If
I’m translating your Teenybopperese correctly (and
forgive me if I’m mistaken; I’m not fluent in Teenybopperese),
you are grouping all Backstreet Boys fans together, and one should never do
that. It leads to stereotypes and
prejudice, and it is just plain ignorant.
Sane Backstreet Boys fans (which means those who are not teenyboppers)
would never complain to AOL about *NSYNC fans dissing Howie’s hair. I can’t speak for all BSB fans in saying
this, but I personally see nothing wrong with poking fun at Howie’s hair. I poke fun at BSB all the time. It’s the teenyboppers who can’t handle
joking, and I don’t appreciate your insinuation that all BSB fans are psychotic
teenyboppers. It would be wrong of me to
assume that all *NSYNC fans are stupid, ignorant boppers like… well, I won’t
even finish that statement. I am well
aware of the fact that there are many nice people out there who like *NSYNC. Good for them. Taste in music has nothing to do with how
“nice” someone is.
To answer your question, I am not in preschool. I am a Presidential Scholar and honors
student in college, actually, and I’m eighteen years old. How old are you?
No, I don’t know the sales of “Now or Never” offhand, nor
do I care to know. I bought the album
the day it came out, I loved it, and I can’t wait till Nick puts out his second
one. It makes no difference to me how
many other people feel the same way.
Thank you for sharing your opinion of Justin
Timberlake. I hate to burst your bubble,
but MTV and the VMA’s do not measure what is “good”. Let me know when Justin wins his first
Grammy, and once I regain consciousness, I’ll be happy to come celebrate with
you.
My website is actually a BSB fanfiction
site. If you didn’t come through the
main page, you can visit it at http://www.dreamers-sanctuary.com. The page you apparently viewed is only one
section, so no, I did not make a site directly dissing *NSYNC. I must admit, however, that it was once a
dream of mine to create an *NSYNC humor page inspired by the late and great
“’NSync ‘NDuces Vomiting.” Sadly, I got too occupied in more productive
hobbies to make this dream a reality.
Although I would have enjoyed your email a little more three years ago,
it still gave me a laugh and brought back some of the old anti-*NSYNC fire that
burns within my soul. Thank you, Steph,
for brightening my otherwise crappy morning.
Unfortunately for Justin and his lawyer, I do not know
exactly who “fucked” with the words of “Pop,” so I’m afraid he won’t be able to
pursue a lawsuit.
I’m sorry, I don’t meet in person with people I’ve met over
the internet, so I won’t be able to bitch to your face. It’s just not safe, and the fact that you
have balls makes me even more leery.
What if you’re a forty-eight-year-old pervert waiting to rape me?
If you’d like to email me back, my email is NCarterzRokstarrBaybee@yahoo.com.
Again, thank you for your comments, Steph. In the words of Justin Timberlake, and I do
quote, “Drums.”
Take care!
Sincerely,
Julie
Round
2
My
little buddy Steph surprisingly replied the same night. I must admire her passion:
Julie,
Im so
shocked you actually had the nerve to write me back! im
surprised,and i was refering to balls as Tits,Ya know
the things Girls get when they turn 13?Maby u aint
got them yet,Put it on your Christmas list Under Nick
Carter's Dick Wraped in a yellow Condom.Maby
Santa will see how good of a girl youve been this
year and send ya some like he did Britney Spears!.All
i asked was that you Update The
"STUFF"(sense u dont like Shit) on ur site.and NO i didnt go through the whole Patheitc site.Justin Pleanty Worthy of anything he wins.And
im Totaly Glad u Love Nick
Carter's ablum,Im glad One of us in the world does.I Can be a real nice chick,all
i asked was that u posted somewhere on there that *Nsync does do alot of good and
Make Millions and Billions Of Us "Stupid,Blind,Deaf,AssHoles"
happy.If you did on your site tell me and i'll apologize,but i need proof...(Some BSB fans Lie)Not Sayin They all do.You give NSync some Respect i'll
give BSB some,To Be honest I have 3 BSB Cd's I sorta like The 1st,Millenium is the best one yet,Black and Blue had maby 5
good songs and thats it.I Seirously think Nick sounds almost EXACTLY like Brian Adams,and Yea ill admit it at times Justin Sounds like
Michael Jackson....NeverMind....By the way im happy to know u aint a teeny bopper,and im 17,and Im a Dancer,Singer and i have a demo commin out and i have a record labole lookin at
me and my brother.Im Glad U know *Nsync's
Life story did i forget to meantion
that Chris had to live out of a car because his Stupid dad Left him and his mother?If You dont feel bad for
him about that ur heartless.By
The way i never knew You actually Listened
to "Like I LOve You"...By the way i emailed you because you made the site weather u made the
shit up or...OOps did i say
shit? I Mean "INFO" Recieved it,i aint mailin
every damn BSB fan in the world...i figure you can
spread the word.So Again i
give you Kudos for emailing me back...hope to hear from you soon! :0)
Steph
PS:About BSB
Bein Better than *NsyNc...Let me quote Justin again
"Rule #1:I am ALWAYS Right
Rule#2:It There Is Ever A Time When I Aint
Right Go Back To Rule # 1"
So
naturally, I replied promptly:
Steph,
Oh, don’t be shocked, I always reply to feedback, and
honestly, it didn’t take any nerve at all.
What, did you think I would be scared of you? As long as you don’t know where I live, I
have no reason to be nervous.
You were referring to balls as tits? Actually, you said “balls,” not “tits,” and
the two aren’t really interchangeable… they’re actually very different. Balls are, ya know, the things that boys
have? I’ll bet four out of five of your *NSYNC
people even have them. Cool, huh? Anatomy… good thing to know.
Oh thanks, hopefully I’ll remember to add those things to
my list when December rolls around. I
sure do hope Nick will come WITH the dick wrapped in a yellow condom. And what’s the deal with Britney? She was with Justin, not Nick, remember. Don’t tell me you’re getting the two of them
confused. I thought you were a big time
Justin fan; you should know who his REAL senorita is/was.
Now let me get this straight… you want me to post on my
website that “*Nsync does do a lot of good and Make
Millions and Billions of Us “Stupid,Blind,Deaf,AssHoles”
happy”? Even if that made sense, why
would I post it? Dreamer’s Sanctuary is
my website about my favorite group, and you need a reality check if you think
I’m going to put up illiterate *NSYNC bopper ramblings just to appease you.
Oh, so you are a closet Backstreet fan? Good for you!
And you have a demo coming out soon and a record label looking at
you? Good for you! You let me know when your record comes out,
and, again, when I regain consciousness, I’ll come celebrate with you (if I’m
not already celebrating with you over Justin’s Grammy sweep). You can give me your autograph, and I’ll
become president of your fan club, okay?
Cross my heart.
Wow, sucks to be Chris, huh? Good thing he’s made a bit of money. I hope you didn’t expect me to break down
into tears over that one cause I didn’t.
Sorry. Now if you look at Brian,
there’s someone who has had to deal with a lot.
Hmm, living in a car or almost dying… I know which one I would
prefer. Just putting it into
perspective.
Oh sure, I have “Like I Love You” (or “The Drums Song,” as
I so fondly call it) downloaded. It cracks
me up.
Yeah, I’ll be sure to spread the word to the other BSB
fans. I’ll get right on that as soon as
I send out this email.
Well, kudos to you too for replying to me. Aren’t you sweet? =D
Take care!
~Julie
P.S. Wow, Justin
really said that? Someone’s got an
ego. I wouldn’t be quoting that one if I
were you. I personally am partial to,
and I quote, “Here baby, hold my jacket… and then…” Yup, that one’s deep. A lyrical genius, Justin is. Why ever didn’t he get a Grammy for that
masterpiece? Beats me.
Round
3
Steph
said:
Let me get thing Strait I Could NEVER Mistake A Guy who has
more Chins than a chinese phone book for Justin Timberlake.I Dont Like Britney Eaither aparently u aint smart enough to figure that out.Ya
know its Really grown up of you do make fun of somebody who was in Chris's position,Brian had a hospitial to
go to,Like AJ had Rehab,Nick
had a Zoo,But Chris had nothing.You
are the same Fuckin self centered dont give a shit
about any one else except you and all the Retarted BSB
fans and The most manufactured peice of Shit on earth.Its Real pathetic on how you claim to hate Justin so
much that you had to download "Like I Love You" and even know the
words...MMM Closet Justin Timberlake Fan,How bout you
stay in that closet youd give all us Justin Fans a
Bad name,Most of us actually care about other
people's feelings,And I will email you when im makin millions and flippin bugers
at buger king.I'll make
sure and wave to you on TRL too,Ill even have Nick
send ya a post card from the zoo too :) Oh Yea he doesnt
have a dick to wrap up for you.Sorry :0) Im Glad ur tellin all the
backdoor boy fans,Im Pleased,Over
Joeyed,EsTatic!!!!!! I sugest
you get a life and quit doggin people because you
know they have real talent and they didnt answer an
ad in a newspaper for "Be The Hottest Next Boy Band" Their REAL
Unlike BackStreet.What a Gay Name anyways...Is that
Where they get it up the ass? In The Backstreets? Probably.I
Sugest you concentrate Realy
hard on collage...Oh but then again why would you do that when you'll probably
fail and then get kicked out because your a Damn Backstreet boys fan! LOL that
cracks me up! and Justin is very intelligent...Is any BSB Former Student A Strat A+ Student? Maby Nick in
Home-Ek,And yes thats how
we spell it here,By the way thats
lame comebacks tellin me if i spelled something wrong,No Shit i did it on purpose,I wanted to see how Lame you really were...Wow i was right VERY LAME.
"Ya know You think about it sometimes people Just
destined destined to do what they do and thats what it is Now everybody dance!" That was a Very
intelligent quote from Justin Timberlake now for another one "What song
would I NEVER wanna hear again...."I Want It That Way" I HATE
That Song!!!!" Even Better one!
Steph
To
which I responded:
Steph,
All I can say is wow… where do I start? First of all, your ignorance and immaturity
saddens me. You must be one of the most
immature seventeen-year-olds I’ve “met”.
Good thing you’ve got that record deal coming because if you ever
somehow managed to get into college (doubtful) next year, you wouldn’t last a
week. When you grow up and go out into
the real world, it’s good to have a little thing called “tolerance”. That’s right, say it with me now: TOL-ER-ANCE. Good girl.
Tolerance means accepting people of all races, genders, sexual
orientations, body types, etc. It does
not mean making racial slurs and gay bashing.
You can’t expect to be a successful popstar if you go around offending
so many groups of people. Look what
happened to that chick from the Dixie Chicks when she made that comment about
President Bush. Just a little
suggestion… it would sure break my heart to see people burn your debut album
when they find out how ignorant, racist, and homophobic you are.
I’m not smart enough, and I’m immature for “making fun” of
homeless people? Don’t quite remember
making fun, but I do recall your fat jokes, gay bashes, and slander against
Chinese people. Yeah, real grown up.
Brian had a hospital… AJ had rehab… Nick had a zoo… Chris
had nothing? Wait, I thought you said
Chris had a car. Don’t go changing your
story on me now.
I’m self-centered… yet I care about all the “retarted” BSB fans?
Hm, I’d say that makes me a pretty damn caring person then cause there
sure are a lot of BSB fans out there to care about.
I don’t claim to “hate Justin” so much… I just dislike him
and his music (unless it has funny lyrics that make me laugh, then it’s
tolerable). Same way you apparently
dislike the Backstreet Boys, yet admit to enjoying some of their songs. We all have our own taste in music, and this
may be a new concept, but we’re not all required to like the same thing. I don’t see any amendments to the
Constitution that require us all to convert to *NSYNC fans, do you?
So you plan to still work at Burger King while you’re
touring the world and making your millions?
Wow, that’s really down to earth of you.
I’m impressed. That’s a really
good idea though; you’ll definitely want to have a job to fall back on in case
the popstar thing doesn’t work out. Way
to plan for the future.
Oh, you’re more than welcome to wave to me on TRL, but I
probably won’t see it unless you let me know in advance. I’m not much of a TRL-watcher anymore, I’m
afraid. Outgrew that a few years
ago. I would love a postcard from Nick
though; that would be cool.
Unfortunately, I can’t give you my address to give to him. I still don’t know that you’re not really a
forty-eight-year-old pervert who will hunt me down and rape me.
Thanks for the suggestions; I’ll definitely keep those in
mind. While we’re on the topic though, I
might as well offer up a bit of advice to you too. I suggest you concentrate really hard on
middle school or high school or whatever school… and if you’re already dropped
out, please, consider going back. I know
education isn’t really a necessity for you, since you’ve got your Burger
King/popstar career all planned out, but it wouldn’t hurt to learn how to
spell. Spelling’s a good skill to have,
really.
I’m really glad you amuse yourself. You amuse me a lot too, though probably not
in the way you think.
Well, good for Justin.
Did I ever say he was not intelligent?
Who would ever question his intelligence, with lyrics like the ones he
writes? I said they were genius, didn’t
I? Totally genius. I commend him.
To answer your question (and I hope I’m interpreting this
correctly; again, no expert on Teenybopperese here),
I don’t know if any of the Backstreet Boys were straight A+ students. Nor do I care. It’s really all about the music for me. You should be glad that grades don’t matter
in the music business. By the way, I
never told you that you spelled anything wrong, but now that you mention it,
your spelling is atrocious. Remember
what I said about spelling being a good skill to have? Oh but wait, you did it on purpose? Oh, well okay then. It all makes so much sense now. You wanted to see how lame I was, so you
purposely made yourself look like a moron?
Gotcha.
*blink* You think
that lyric is intelligent? Well, well,
enough said right there.
Thanks for all the laughs, Steph. I truly appreciate what you’re doing for me
and my readers. You’re keeping them
entertained while they wait for more story chapters. Can’t wait for more of your great material!
Take care!
~Julie
Round
4
Her
email:
Ha Ha Ha...Humor
yourself huh? Rasist? What No sense of humor? or was
it just to damn good of a comeback for you to think up another one?Sense you have "The Millions" of BSB fans laughing
with you,I Wonder what The "Billions" of
NSync fans would think about this.Talk about imaturity,Its Really mature for an 18 year old collage
student to have a "Bash *NSync Site" or atleast
a page.I promise!What did
you really acomplish? Im Bitchin at you only because i
believe owe NSync my life and its way to complicated of a story to tell you
because i dont think you
could keep up.You have things all Fucked up in your
mind dont you? Im a Gay
Basher? Funny tell my friend Shane That who 100% Gay.He
would laugh in your face.I aint
predutice against nobody.Thats
Bullshit.As far as i know
your some Lessy gettin some sick pleasure out of my spunk.EW i wouldn't wanna meet
you if you payed me.Oh i see Burger King Fired you huh?.Now
i work there? Thats Funny
Last time i checked it was McDonalds (JOKE) <---im ganna write that every time i tell a joke because you aparently
have no sense of humor or any brains to figure it out,so
ill be nice and help.If this is Just about Music then
why dont you give **NSYNC credit? Oh and i dont like BSB's
songs anymore i said i USED
to.I'll make sure to wave to all BSB fans it'll go
something like this so i can prepare you *Sticks
middle finger in the air "Hi Yall!"
"Much Love BSB!!!"* HA HA.PopStar? Really?
I am? Damn.Thats Funny I never said PopStart,Some more dillusions? Maby your imaginin me Dressed
Like Britney Spears sense you aparently like her,Ya im ganna
be sick.I Think your the most Diverse
"Mature"(Joke) Humorus Kindest(Ha) Bitch ive ever met.I Meant that with
all my heart really i did.Its
funny your psycic or somethin,you
can see my future...I can see yours too,Wait a minute
im havin a vision...Yes...yes Oh i
see its you standing over a grave filled with BSB memoribillia
Oh what a sad site BSB is dead,No More "Quit Palyin Games" Damn Thats My Fav Song(Joke).The funniset thing
about you is that you can diss Nsync
but Nsync fans cant diss BSB,Because its Racial slurs,Gay
Bashing oh and probably slandering too Not to meantion
that i dont like "Fat
People" My own mother has a weight problem and i
dont love her? Common thats
Just stupid,You dont know
me and have no right assuming something that isnt true,so to that i say FUCK OFF.Thats Just plain funny,im not
the only one whos made a moron of myself,atleast
im not a BSB fan.Its just
stupid to like something thats not realy put together bythemselves.Quite
frankly its pathetic.What your problem is is that you dont see real talent
when its right in front of your face.You dont want to admit Nsync or
Justin has talent.They jepridize
BSB's future and you cant handel
that.I Tried to be your friend and handel this differently but sense your immature and im immature(Joke) were sunk huh?If
you werent immature you wouldn'ove
answerd this,I mailed
another BSB fan and she didnt go and email me back,She was mature about it,Unlike
you,arent you gettin laid or somethin?(joke) I dont give a fuck to know that.Or
what you do lay for that matter.If you have a problem
with the way i spell dont
read the shit,and dont
fuckin bitch at me.You just go ahead and believe
school is great,collage is just a place for hoes like
you and a bunch of asshole smokin crack heads to just have party after party.Or to get away from their home.I
could get into any collage i please.I
Can also have a basketball scolor im
6'1.But your probably right i wouldnt
last at collage id be to buisy beatin
asshole's like you up.Anger management didnt work too well.Me and Eminem
must have checked into the same join Damn Puppets.(JOKE LAUGH its good for
you).I think your insucure.I bring good solid facts
to the plate about nsync and you freak because im right and you cant handle it.Well
its been fun but i have alot
of Nsync fans to address.
"Bye Bye Bye"
Steph
PS...even 3 year olds cought onto
that i didnt hear any 3
year olds goin "And That Makes You Larger Than Life"Talk
about Kissing fans's asses. That just reeks with
"Buy my Cd and I'll Love You Ha Ha Ha!" you just got
screwed! Ha ha!
Mine
(written on 9/11/03)
Steph,
Your persistence intrigues me, I’ll give you that
much. Most boppers, BSB and *NSYNC
alike, give up after about round two.
Yet you’ve prevailed. For that, I
commend you. You’ve gone a long way to
defend your favorite music group, and I admire your dedication. But since you owe them your life, I guess
that’s to be expected.
You also have an incredible sense of humor. Wow.
You’re funny. You should consider
stand-up comedy instead of music or fast food as a career.
Do you know what today is?
Probably not, since your *NSYNC obsession probably keeps you from thinking
about important things, but today is September 11. Two years ago, thousands of people lost their
lives due to an act of terror against America, due to hate. After that, people of Middle Eastern descent
were persecuted because of ignorance and hate.
Please, please, Steph, get a reality check. It’s actually okay for people to differ in
opinion and taste in music, and hurling random insults at someone who has a
different opinion is not going to get you anywhere. If you want anyone to respect your opinions,
why not try saying something meaningful, something that has a point? Why not make a good argument? If a mature *NSYNC fan who could spell had
come to me, politely shared their opinion of my “Bash *NSYNC site,” made clear
and reasonable points in defense of *NSYNC, and asked me to take it down, I
would at least think about the matter and consider. But a stupid little bopper who resorts to
rude and discriminatory insults for lack of anything better to say will never
sway me. You’ve done nothing but
entertain me, but since you think you’re so incredibly funny, hopefully you’ll
take that as a compliment.
Good luck with your basketball scholarship, music career,
and fast food job.
Sincerely,
Julie
Round
5
Her
email:
Yes i know today is 9/11 and im sorry people died because of that asshole binladdin i gave my moment of
silence today.Im surprised you did to sense it looks
like im not the only one with an
"Obsession" By the way its so rude of you to make fun of people with
LD problems.Ima slow learner i
never leard how to spell certian
things..sue me,Thats what
happens when your dad is a pot head when your concieved.I
am quite humorus aint i?Never did i say the word Hate
That came from you,It seems to me you hate Nsync and us Fans,which is
discrimination and you dont respect OUR oppinions.I Did give great reasons why you were wrong about
Nsync,you were just too damn Stupid to figure it out.I Never said you HAD to like Nsync
ands thats just all there is too it.Nor
did i ever say u had to stop likein
BSB.All i said was give nsync some damn respect.You act
like im fuckin askin for
the whole entire world or somethin.Oh and by the way
ill keep "Humoring" you untill i have the last word.I ALWAYS
have the last word,Always.Ya know if BSB fans and Nsync fans could get along maby
there wouldnt be so much violentnce
at BSB and Nsync concerts.I
was at an Nsync concert last year and some chick had
her car decorated in Nsync stuff before we went in
and when we came back out some BSB fan broke her windows flattened her tires
and wrote on her car "BSB Rules".Now that
is immiture.Thats why we dont
like u guys well atleast some of you people.Im sure tho Nsync fans have done the same to BSB fans,I
just wonder if they had it commin for doin it to an nsync fan's car first,but im not ganna judge that or say it
was the right thing too do cause it wasnt.
*God rest all the lost souls of Sept.11th 2001*
May god have mercy on the evil souls who commited this act of violence 2 years ago on this
dark day.
steph
Mine:
Steph,
It’s so rude of you to make fun of people with mental
handicaps. I’m “too damn Stupid” to
figure out your reasons why I was wrong about *NSYNC… so sue me. That’s what happens when your mom listens to *NSYNC
music while you’re in the womb.
May God have mercy on all the unfortunate teenyboppers who
continue to send illiterate hatemail to indifferent webmistresses.
~Julie
Round
6
Her
email:
Well ya know an eye for an eye right? its about damn time
you admit your too damn stupid.Thats what happens
when my mom listens to Nsync while i was in the womb? wow Nsync's
been around alot longer then BSB and what i thought they were.Damn and justin dont look a day over 23.
Yes may God have mercy on your poor pathetic soul i agree,Amen.
Steph
Mine:
Steph,
Drums.
~Julie
Round
7
Her
email:
Where's my snare? I Have no snare in my headphones!
*Bring Da Beat Back*! There ya go
Mine:
Steph,
Drums.
~Julie
Round
8
Her
email:
Julie,
Where's my snare?
*Steph*
Mine:
Steph,
Drums.
~Julie
Round
9
Her
email:
*Bring Da Beat Back!*
Mine:
Steph,
Drums.
~Julie
Round
10
Her
email:
Julie
*Bring da Beat Back*
Steph
Mine:
Steph,
Drums.
~Julie
Round
11
Her
email:
Julie
*BURP* ah hold on aminute...*Whipes Chuncks off of the
computer screen* Ah Much Better
Steph
Mine:
Steph,
Drums.
~Julie
UPDATE!!!
1/10/04: All has
been quiet on the Steph front for four months now, but I just got another email
from her today. Here’s all it said:
Im So over that now.
Well, good, Steph, so am I.
Have been for about four months now too.
<- I didn’t actually say this to her; these are just my
thoughts. I could have emailed her back,
but I figured that could just start a “Me Vs. Steph: The Sequel” and who really
wants to go through all that crap again?
It was fun the first time around, but yeah, time to move on. The end.
