Death #37:
Nik Carter Dies a Death
By Erin
The Backstreet Boys were on tour. Fans were screaming in the
stands. They loved the Backstreet Boys. Who didn’t? They were the bestest band
of all time. They should’ve won a Grammy by now. Not that stupid Justin
timberlake.
Anyway, they were sining I’ll Be The One when suddenly ninjas
popped onto the stage! They had grabbed one of the fans and screamed, “We’ll
kill this teenybopper if you ever sing I Want It That Way again! There is only
so many times we can here that song!”
Nick was also skilled in the ways of the ninja. Much to the other
Backstreet Boys’ surprise and the fans surprise, he did a flip onto the walkway
and freed the fan from the ninjas. There were so many of them! But he fought
valantly bravely. One by one the ninjas were fallen. Only two left. Nick fought
the one, but the other was about to stick a sword through the fan.
“No!” he cried. He threw himself in front of her, saving her life,
and simutaneously knocked out the ninja. But he couldn’t do all this before the
ninjas sword went through him. He fell to the ground, dead. The fan wept over
him. The fans in the crowds wept at his bravery. The other Backstreet Boys
cried and remarked on how brave he was. Everyone in the world would here about
his heroic saving of the fan. His eyes closed one final time...
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There, Nick
thought. He’d killed Nick Carter, like the instructions said. This seemed like
a weird form of suicide. And finally he had a death where he came off as a hero
instead of simply looking stupid. Who could get killed by a grape? Did the fans
think he was that ignorant? It took him a few tries to sound out “ignorant” in
his head.
Now he only had to wait until they added him to Round Robin.
Several hours passed, but he realized he was in when he had 2,532 e-mails
containing feedback notifications. Excited, he checked over the comments on his
own chapter.
Reviewer RokofAges75 Date: 08/11/11 11:20 AM
Title: Death
#37 Nik Carter Dies a Death
Just fyi...
you should probably edit your chapter before you post. You also spelled Nick Carter
wrong in the title.
Nick had two other comments. One of them encouraged him to use
spell check. The other attempted to be nice, but Nick could tell it wasn’t
genuine. He’d thought his chapter was great! It was just fan fiction. Couldn’t
anyone write it?
It didn’t matter. His plan was never to leave the chapter up for
fans to read. He logged into Absolute Chaos using his log-in that ensured him
anonymity: IAmNotNick. With an evil laugh, he deleted 1,000 Ways to Kill Nick
Carter.
There!
That’ll teach them to kill me repeatedly! He grinned wickedly. Never again
would the pen and paper version of himself meet an untimely end. With a renewed
vigor for life, Nick watched some TV and made a snack.
Awhile later he returned to his computer and was horrified with
what he saw. They reposted it? Nick hadn’t thought about this possibility.
They’d saved those chapters where they’d mutilated his body? What kinds of fans
were they!
And a new chapter had been posted. Once again, he felt shame for
the name of Nick Carter. The horrifying deaths would continue, no matter what
he did. This one was possibly even more humiliating than the grape. He read
through and got to the last time. Nick
Carter slipped on the banana peel and died.
Talk about embarrassing.
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